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Bolty007

  1. If your nan falls over in the kitchen and she is on her own.... Does she make a sound? 4:17 PM Jul 5th from web
  2. Kiss my Hairy King of Rock and Roll Ass... 4:17 PM Jul 5th from web
  3. Kiss my Hairy King of Roack and Roll Ass... 4:16 PM Jul 5th from web
  4. @carli_chick Sorry if that sounds unsympathetic, it's cos I am, So that's how it comes across...lol 12:39 PM Feb 12th from web
  5. @carli_chick A campaign to keep a boy alive? Campaign all you want, if he dies... he dies...! Who you campaigning to? God? 12:39 PM Feb 12th from web
  6. I have 7 followers!! Come my minions... moooowwhahahahaha... 2:04 PM Feb 9th from web
  7. @carli_chick Yeah I saw Harry Hill... But you should see Marcus Brigstock at the Apollo boo, hilarious... 2:39 AM Feb 9th from web
  8. @bobbyllew Sorry to annoy, is there a book of Space Corp Directives available? If not, ever thought of compiling one? Would be hilarious.... 2:13 AM Feb 9th from web
  9. @bobbyllew also, I knew it was smug mode, although saying that, I have seen many self-important celebs that walk around with Smeg faces, hmm 2:08 AM Feb 9th from web
  10. @bobbyllew Thanks for the 'Hello' Mr L, my sister carli_chick mopped up the dispute between smeg and smug for us, good to meet you... 2:06 AM Feb 9th from web
  11. @stephenfry ...and furthermore it looks as though the Lake of Tranquilty has taken a huge Meteor Strike once again... 1:56 AM Feb 9th from web
  12. @stephenfry ...or is it the fact, that the oversized neighbour across the street has again forgotten to close his curtains?... 1:54 AM Feb 9th from web
  13. @carli_chick what boo? 10:37 AM Feb 8th from web
  14. What's the point in telling the truth, knowing the truth and preaching the truth? Truth is... no-one like to hear it. Suffer ye who avoid it 10:03 AM Feb 8th from web
  15. @AlanCarr Donatella Versace for an Oscar in 'The Wrestler'? What for? Best supported face lift? 9:51 AM Feb 8th from web in reply to AlanCarr
  16. @AlanCarr Last thing you want aint? it a painful snowball in your hanging baskets... As long as they didnt hit your long squirrel feeder...! 9:20 AM Feb 8th from web
  17. @stephenfry As long as it was coupled with an hour and a half of Stout Drinking...! *Bows head in anticipation* 9:13 AM Feb 8th from web
  18. Was reminding myself how good it is to be alive and then I switched the TV on... 8:51 AM Feb 8th from web