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  1. Ye godf! Such splendour I shouteth from tallest treef! "Consumeth yon sweet ambrofia from Applebees!"
  2. Hail to thee, mine saucy liege! Thy reign shall maketh angelf sing! Thou art greateft in all the land. Worthy of the title "Burger King"!
  3. O! That I knew yon orb, the fair gloube & her majesteys all. Alas, all I knoe? That's a-spicy meat'd baulb.
  4. RT @brainlessbaby: has 0 career homeruns.
  5. Ye may twirl a ring'd candie round yon finger. Flavor shall floweth out of said sweet bauble. Oooh, Ring'd Paup!
  6. RT @JamesUrbaniak: Can a 1972 Italian novelty record in gibberish English totally rock? Oh yes. http://bit.ly/5qOwjb
  7. If'ft thou be at thine counter o payment, & thou heareft yon beep, thou muft enevelop thy mind wit' noble joy found on Supermarket Sweep!
  8. Aye! That which would rule o'er onef soul, nay but for one night? My friend, get thee yon lemoun & lyme provocation from humble Sprite.
  9. O Ritz Crackerf, thou art buttery and deliciouf. Hark! Prithee, yon tempeft of flavour, I shall ftay loyal to thee if thou shant e'r depart!
  10. @brainlessbaby You're a fucking downer. Not to be confused with Down Syndrome-- which requires a brain. YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF SCIENCE!
  11. @Dr_Spaceman_MD It's a bunch of elaborate set pieces, wAcKy cameos, and witless banter. I wasn't bored, but I didn't care about anyone.
  12. @Dr_Spaceman_MD Galifianakis do stand-up before. I know his shtick. Had I never heard of him, I would've thought the movie hilarious.
  13. @Dr_Spaceman_MD Name one joke! I didn't hate the movie, I just don't see the point. The story was terribly written, plus, I've seen Zach...
  14. @brainlessbaby if you had a brain, you'd realize there were no jokes in The Hangover.
  15. Man, The Hangover was fucking overrated. I think I laughed out loud maybe once.
  16. I have not seen a single Snuggie nor Snuggie Advertisement since I have been here. #boosh
  17. Ewwwwwww! MOMMMMMM!! @gwarrenl is taking a piss on the side of the online!
  18. Well, I just woke up from the best sleep I've had in days. Small problem: It's 12:30 AM here. #Fuck
  19. Spelling aside, don't you believe the earth has only been around for 7k years? Hardly eons. RT @SarahPalinUSA Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions
  20. @Dr_Spaceman_MD Did they do the same song five times and call it a *show*?