Bokononist
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Ye godf! Such splendour I shouteth from tallest treef! "Consumeth yon sweet ambrofia from Applebees!"
about 4 hours ago
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Hail to thee, mine saucy liege! Thy reign shall maketh angelf sing! Thou art greateft in all the land. Worthy of the title "Burger King"!
about 6 hours ago
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O! That I knew yon orb, the fair gloube & her majesteys all. Alas, all I knoe? That's a-spicy meat'd baulb.
1:22 AM Dec 22nd
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RT @: has 0 career homeruns.
1:14 AM Dec 22nd
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Ye may twirl a ring'd candie round yon finger. Flavor shall floweth out of said sweet bauble. Oooh, Ring'd Paup!
12:29 AM Dec 22nd
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RT @: Can a 1972 Italian novelty record in gibberish English totally rock? Oh yes.
12:22 AM Dec 22nd
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If'ft thou be at thine counter o payment, & thou heareft yon beep, thou muft enevelop thy mind wit' noble joy found on Supermarket Sweep!
5:23 PM Dec 21st
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Aye! That which would rule o'er onef soul, nay but for one night? My friend, get thee yon lemoun & lyme provocation from humble Sprite.
5:17 PM Dec 21st
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O Ritz Crackerf, thou art buttery and deliciouf. Hark! Prithee, yon tempeft of flavour, I shall ftay loyal to thee if thou shant e'r depart!
4:37 PM Dec 21st
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@ You're a fucking downer. Not to be confused with Down Syndrome-- which requires a brain. YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF SCIENCE!
1:37 PM Dec 21st
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@ It's a bunch of elaborate set pieces, wAcKy cameos, and witless banter. I wasn't bored, but I didn't care about anyone.
1:25 PM Dec 21st
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@ Galifianakis do stand-up before. I know his shtick. Had I never heard of him, I would've thought the movie hilarious.
1:18 PM Dec 21st
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@ Name one joke! I didn't hate the movie, I just don't see the point. The story was terribly written, plus, I've seen Zach...
1:17 PM Dec 21st
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@ if you had a brain, you'd realize there were no jokes in The Hangover.
1:14 PM Dec 21st
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Man, The Hangover was fucking overrated. I think I laughed out loud maybe once.
12:57 PM Dec 21st
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I have not seen a single Snuggie nor Snuggie Advertisement since I have been here.
12:26 PM Dec 21st
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Ewwwwwww! MOMMMMMM!! @ is taking a piss on the side of the online!
9:33 AM Dec 21st
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Well, I just woke up from the best sleep I've had in days. Small problem: It's 12:30 AM here.
9:23 AM Dec 21st
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Spelling aside, don't you believe the earth has only been around for 7k years? Hardly eons. RT @ Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions
11:28 PM Dec 20th
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@ Did they do the same song five times and call it a *show*?
10:58 PM Dec 20th
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- Name Josh Androsky
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.Mekong...
- Bio In a perfect world, people would have to pass an IQ test to be allowed to vote... and my house would be made of Chipotle barbacoa burritos.
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