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@jonathangrubb These guys just did one for the new Channel 101 site. thinkwonders.com 10:20 AM May 24th via web in reply to jonathangrubb
@doingitwrong He looks like Connery from Zardoz. 10:19 AM May 24th via web in reply to doingitwrong
@ghuwevans The Raid 2: Narcolepsy 9:29 AM May 24th via web in reply to ghuwevans
@Dealfatigue Very fitting coming from someone named @Dealfatigue 10:14 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Dealfatigue
Attention Craigslist shoppers: I'd rather take my electronics out and piss on them than listen to your weak, rationalized attempt to haggle. 9:41 PM May 23rd via web
Dreadfully sorry for the caps lock, but PEOPLE CAN EAT CHIA?! 4:28 PM May 23rd via web
@Angel you too. shenanigans are the best! 1:27 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Angel
@rviplounge word. 8:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rviplounge
@sonmi I just did this last night. No. There are some scripts out there, but they didn't look great 8:37 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sonmi
@ker_pow HAPPY RECENT OR UPCOMING BIRTHDAY, JESSICA (whichever is closer) 6:55 PM May 22nd via web in reply to ker_pow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE WITH A BIRTHDAY EVER! (There, I think that catches me up.) 6:50 PM May 22nd via web
@slashfilm Somewhere in the Order of the Eight figures? 6:22 PM May 22nd via web in reply to slashfilm
@AlbertBrooks I love the new stabbing-friendly Albert Brooks. 6:07 PM May 22nd via web in reply to AlbertBrooks
AlbertBrooks In the new 3D version of Nemo I stab the little kid in the eye. 4:43 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by BoilingSky and 327 others
@RealRonHoward Congratulations! Hope we continue hearing from you from the edit bay. 2:22 PM May 22nd via web in reply to RealRonHoward
@tnyfrontrow I would have leaned in close said "In that case, I need to unwrap it all right now" and done up a whole Werthers bag in his ear 1:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to tnyfrontrow
Nobody calls joints "numbers" anymore. 7:52 AM May 22nd via web
Hi, The News. Just wanted to let you know that I don't care about Roger Clemens. Thanks! 6:10 AM May 22nd via web
@SondreLerche Is it because May 36th doesn't exist? 5:54 AM May 22nd via web in reply to SondreLerche
@ScriptPunk I'm always up to read. You can DM me if they're online, or email me at boilingsky@gmail.com 5:24 AM May 22nd via web in reply to ScriptPunk