BobbyBracelet
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Can't sleep. Not sure if I have a tooth, ear, or sinus issue. I just know I'm too drunk already to use whiskey for pain relief.
about 7 hours ago
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@ She was born on the same date as Elizabeth. I know this because I IMDB'd her. I like to see how good or bad things got. (bad)
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to Gamblingblues
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@ And if they don't give you a deal and can't be on time? Fuck em and go with someone else.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to KarolNYC
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@ Call and explain what's up, then tell them you'd like to cancel your service. They'll likely give you a deal to not cancel.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to KarolNYC
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Five days into marriage and I'm off sneaking a beer in. To be fair though, I've been doing this for years.
6:55 PM May 23rd
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I learned many things after a week in wine country getting married. Forgot them all though, thanks to wine.
6:46 PM May 23rd
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@ There will be if Big Malaria has their way.
6:35 PM May 23rd
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in reply to BadBlood
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@ @ Yep. If you don't beat the dolphin to death with your fists you lose delicious flavor. Don't break the skin!!
6:08 PM May 23rd
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in reply to BevacquaFan
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Mussels are great, but who doesn't like dipping the bread in mussel broth better? Chefs need to make a bread w/ mussel broth appetizer.
5:43 PM May 23rd
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@ That's the rate that is set too high for anyone to want to pay it. You don't offend, but you don't have to help either.
5:40 PM May 23rd
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in reply to Iggylicious
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@ "I would, but I get so many requests that I'd piss off too many people. I'll gladly give you the friends & family rate though."
4:03 PM May 23rd
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in reply to Iggylicious
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First jog after my Napa trip. Sweat just poured off me. Earth, mineral, and plum on the nose. Medium bodied.
12:11 PM May 23rd
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@ Once saw a dad excitedly point to a water exhibit at the Zoo and say, "Look kids! A turtle!" Then..."Nope. That was just a stick."
3:28 PM May 13th
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@ and two months in baseball is roughly 600 games. Granted its only 1/90th of a season's games. But it's frustrating.
9:17 PM May 11th
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in reply to JoeSpeaker
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@ He's totally great! Until he goes .170 with a shitload of strikeouts for two months.
9:16 PM May 11th
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in reply to JoeSpeaker
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ROD STIFFINGTON!!! What a great porn name. He likes all positions but prefers straight bonin'. He's Rod Stiffington!
5:12 PM May 10th
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Sorry. I don't know what happened. Usually pretending you're Vicki from Small Wonder makes my rod stiff.
5:08 PM May 10th
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You just need to relax. I'll be gentle. You can do this...PILEDRIVER!!!! - Me later
4:59 PM May 10th
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MOTORBOAT!!!!!!! - Me later
4:57 PM May 10th
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Twitter periods are The. Worst. The posts, they won't stop coming!
4:52 PM May 10th
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- Name BobbyBracelet
- Bio Adonis, Huge Junk, Great Calves
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