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BobbyBracelet

  1. Can't sleep. Not sure if I have a tooth, ear, or sinus issue. I just know I'm too drunk already to use whiskey for pain relief.
  2. @Gamblingblues She was born on the same date as Elizabeth. I know this because I IMDB'd her. I like to see how good or bad things got. (bad)
  3. @KarolNYC And if they don't give you a deal and can't be on time? Fuck em and go with someone else.
  4. @KarolNYC Call and explain what's up, then tell them you'd like to cancel your service. They'll likely give you a deal to not cancel.
  5. Five days into marriage and I'm off sneaking a beer in. To be fair though, I've been doing this for years.
  6. I learned many things after a week in wine country getting married. Forgot them all though, thanks to wine.
  7. @BadBlood There will be if Big Malaria has their way.
  8. @BevacquaFan @TimJohnsonMN Yep. If you don't beat the dolphin to death with your fists you lose delicious flavor. Don't break the skin!!
  9. Mussels are great, but who doesn't like dipping the bread in mussel broth better? Chefs need to make a bread w/ mussel broth appetizer.
  10. @Iggylicious That's the rate that is set too high for anyone to want to pay it. You don't offend, but you don't have to help either.
  11. @Iggylicious "I would, but I get so many requests that I'd piss off too many people. I'll gladly give you the friends & family rate though."
  12. First jog after my Napa trip. Sweat just poured off me. Earth, mineral, and plum on the nose. Medium bodied.
  13. @_otis_ Once saw a dad excitedly point to a water exhibit at the Zoo and say, "Look kids! A turtle!" Then..."Nope. That was just a stick."
  14. @JoeSpeaker and two months in baseball is roughly 600 games. Granted its only 1/90th of a season's games. But it's frustrating.
  15. @JoeSpeaker He's totally great! Until he goes .170 with a shitload of strikeouts for two months.
  16. ROD STIFFINGTON!!! What a great porn name. He likes all positions but prefers straight bonin'. He's Rod Stiffington!
  17. Sorry. I don't know what happened. Usually pretending you're Vicki from Small Wonder makes my rod stiff. #winegroupon
  18. You just need to relax. I'll be gentle. You can do this...PILEDRIVER!!!! - Me later #groupondrunkmistakes
  19. MOTORBOAT!!!!!!! - Me later #groupondrunk
  20. Twitter periods are The. Worst. The posts, they won't stop coming! #grouponinducedtwitterperiod