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  1. My family were quite well off you know... Dad owned a jelly factory so we were set for life 11:04 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Sponsor the intrepid CEO of the prostate charity I support http://www.justgiving.com/E... 3:10 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  3. They say the bigger the breasts the less intelligent the girl. For me it’s the other way round - the bigger the breasts, the dumber I get 9:15 AM Nov 18th from API
  4. Given how often my film is appearing (latest - http://bit.ly/3ydgGp) shouldn't I be getting royalties? Just send them to www.giveafewbob.org 8:03 AM Nov 16th from web
  5. I've been 6 feet under since 2003, but I'm still working my tail off - http://bit.ly/3ydgGp 7:59 AM Nov 16th from web
  6. There’s a reason why so many people take an instant dislike to politicians... It saves time 8:56 AM Nov 10th from API
  7. JELLYBELLY (quite loud) are at the Troubadour on Nov23 (www.wegottickets.com/event/...) Proceeds to Prostate Cancer Research Foundation 2:30 AM Nov 10th from web
  8. Sunraysia Ultimate Bloody Mary recipe here > http://tinyurl.com/yza976y 3:53 AM Nov 4th from web
  9. Just a reminder, for every bottle of Sunraysia tomato juice Waitrose, Sainsbury or Tesco sell, 5p goes to research into prostate cancer 10:15 AM Oct 29th from API
  10. More flattering stuff... A whole day of 'me' at BAFTA, Saturday Oct 24th. Just shows you can't keep a good man down (even if he's 6ft under) 2:50 AM Oct 16th from web
  11. Men have to produce half a million sperm to fertilise one egg. My wife says it’s because they’re all male and won’t ask directions 8:48 AM Oct 15th from API
  12. A one man show all about me at The Courtyard Theatre in Hereford this Saturday Oct 17th www.courtyard.org.uk/whaton... 3:00 AM Oct 14th from web
  13. How flattering. A one man show about me in aid of the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation. Preview Sat Oct 9, Hereford's Powell theatre 2:47 AM Oct 9th from web
  14. Pinochio made a porn movie. It had his-co star, in a compromising position, saying, “tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth...” 6:14 AM Oct 8th from API
  15. Sorry, here's where you have to go. Every (very short) survey you fill in, the charity gets £500 http://www.inyourspace.co.u... 7:29 AM Oct 2nd from web
  16. For every survey you fill in, the charity gets £500 http://bit.ly/3IAPV 7:21 AM Oct 2nd from web
  17. Fore every survey you fill in here the charity gets £500 http://bit.ly/7oXAv 7:14 AM Oct 1st from web
  18. Check this out. It's all about me me me. http://bit.ly/2ceW8 7:09 AM Oct 1st from web
  19. The difference between a cockerel and a lawyer is, the cockerel clucks defiance, while the lawyer... well he does what lawyers do 6:36 AM Sep 25th from API
  20. Tweet me something funny, and you could earn yourself one of three pairs of guest passes to this tomorrow night: http://bit.ly/VIq3f 1:20 AM Sep 25th from web