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BobOfficer

Assistant Editor...it means...less than. 10:02 AM May 24th via web
@GameOfThrones "The part of #Blackwater I'm most excited to see is Podrick Payne. Duh. 3:07 PM May 21st via web
cstross Life is a process of learning how not to be a dick to other people. If not, you're doing it wrong. 2:57 PM May 10th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by BobOfficer and 74 others
@jeffpaternostro give me a holler if youre anywhere near brooklyn, Im actually not working for once 9:52 AM May 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to jeffpaternostro
@jeffpaternostro what are you doing in nyc tonight? 1:09 PM May 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to jeffpaternostro
TheRadix @LewieP LOVE IS HARD, MAN. NOT AS HARD AS TRYING TO GET ON YOUR FUCKING HORSE IN SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS BUT STILL PRETTY TOUGH 4:59 PM Apr 28th via web in reply to LewieP Retweeted by BobOfficer and 160 others
pattonoswalt GAME OF THRONES is just the DARK TOWER board game with boobs. 8:09 PM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by BobOfficer and 393 others
Never feed the trolls. Lesson learned. 11:58 AM Apr 27th via web
I do wish you could type in 'fire bat' to combat the little O's though, mostly so I can just say 'let's buuuuuuuurn' repeatedly 8:49 AM Apr 27th via web
Didn't think google could top do a barrel roll, touche #zergrush 8:46 AM Apr 27th via web
@tomlarochelle why are you on twitter? Go back to vacation! 5:29 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to tomlarochelle
@twat_glitter Does this mean you are eating cookings? Ok kicking the shit out of them? 12:28 PM Apr 20th via web in reply to twat_glitter
finished Ready Player One by Ernest Cline amzn.to/nFaQxr #Kindle 4:14 PM Apr 18th via Kindle
pattonoswalt Watching Santorum's concession speech is like watching R. Budd Dwyer without the amazing 3rd act. 11:37 AM Apr 10th via web Retweeted by BobOfficer and 405 others
The town I grew up in is fucking creepy and old. 8:08 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android
michaelianblack Just between us, nobody's actually read the Bible, right? 3:47 PM Apr 4th via web Retweeted by BobOfficer and 258 others
@alphajammer @wildvulture @austin_walker looking for rpg recco's, considering valkyria chron, white knight, resonance of fate... 9:33 AM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
Waiting for GOT and im hankering for some gaming. If anyone is down for uncharted or castlevania...Also willing to purchase a new title 9:27 AM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
Cruise ship on the Hudson twitter.com/BobOfficer/sta… 1:47 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for Android
#ILikeObamaCare a lot more than I like living in an Alan E. Nourse-esque collapsed health care future 3:38 PM Mar 23rd via web