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BobGarciaPM

  1. @MrValdez oh my... that sucks! I hope you get the Internet fixed. I guess you want to register your copies of Windows online.
  2. @MrValdez are you in PMs' Hell?
  3. @MrValdez I haven't met God yet personally, but I plan on talking shop with him soon.
  4. @MrValdez he's grounded because I caught him using a computer and it wasn't either MS Excel nor MS Project.
  5. @MrValdez no one to manage, you mean? I'm not at the lowest level of my brilliant career, you know. There other managers I supervise.
  6. OMG Project Managers' Heaven is awesome! There are no developers at all!
  7. @randallmonroe man I'm just saying, you don't just ignore important opportunities in life.
  8. @randallmonroe who's offering you a job? I got lots of connections at Microsoft thanks to my amazing people skills and might help you out.
  9. @rahul_garg because I need somebody to slave off for me while I sip my coffee.
  10. @akc42 like all Microsoft products, Powerpoint excels too, but, as a powerful man, I deal with money, and Excel does that best.
  11. @rahul_garg big loss indeed, thanks. See ya.
  12. @rahul_garg some people were jealous of my leadership skills and got scared I would get their jobs.
  13. @rahul_garg thanks. I'm very proud of it.
  14. @rahul_garg I was in the Start menu team. God, I miss those days.
  15. MS Excel excels.
  16. @rahul_garg I know right? When I worked at MS, my dream was to be the PM in the Excel team.
  17. @AliZeeOpenSrc Mr. Zee, you should better control your language. I've got over 20 years of experience with IT, so don't actsmart on me.
  18. @RossTaylorVB man these twitter users are dense.
  19. @rahul_garg please DO NOT retweet our company's confidential information. First and only warning.
  20. @rahul_garg yeah, if A equal B do this else do that... see how dull is the programmer's job!