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BobBrigante

  1. Blood is thicker than water. So is my cum after fucking a chick on her period. 4:56 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. My greatest strength and greatest weakness? That no matter what they are, they're guaranteed to be GREAT. 1:18 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "If you win you're gonna split that with me right?" That shit NEVER gets old when I'm buying a lottery ticket. 1:17 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I look at the open empty bottles of shampoo on my shower floor and wonder if I accidentally pissed in any of them. 12:57 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm not gay but damn I think I just found out my boyfriend is. 12:56 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I'm bad with names but good with prejudiciously identifying your flaws. So Hi there Wears-Faded-Black-Shirt-with-Regular-Black-Slacks Guy! 12:56 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. The older I get and the greater my accomplishments the less cookies I get. What the fuck. 7:23 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. "That was spicy. I'm going to be up and active all night." - some asshole. 7:21 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. When I look out at the beautiful sunrise, I smile, sigh and sip my coffee...then realize some homeless man is now waking up to jerk off. 7:18 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Am I being TOO politically correct when I'm afraid to talk about how we evolved from monkeys with black people? 7:49 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one, but I want to eat yours if you're a chick. 5:03 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Whew! I almost forgot about 9/11. Thank God I was driving behind a guy with a bumper sticker reminding me not to forget. 8:45 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Man, my dumps are so nasty I need a courtesy flush for myself. Ooh-wee! 8:41 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I have wasted nine erections today. 10:34 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPad
  15. Every time I masturbate that counts as an out of body experience. 10:30 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPad
  16. My 80s memories are made into movies (G.I. Joe, Transformers, Battleship). I'm now waiting for the Macy's catalog to be made into a porno. 9:21 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. The first step to being a gentleman is learning the courtesy flush. 9:15 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. People who use opposite hands and ears to talk on their cell phones probably jack off with their left hand. 9:12 AM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. This chick's clit was wearing a little hoodie so I Trayvon'd the hell out of that (yes I killed it). 8:03 AM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. "She's probably into black guys," me, referring to the proctologist working in Africa. 9:32 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone