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  1. Don't you look at me like that!6:42 PM Oct 29th from web
  2. Dear Life: You really suck sometimes, you know that? I'm mad at you.6:42 PM Oct 29th from web
  3. Patron just yelled across library at me, "Hey, librarian!" Took all my restraint not to respond, "Hey, loser!"9:37 AM Oct 26th from web
  4. Or am I?10:38 AM Oct 22nd from web
  5. Not really. I'm lying.10:38 AM Oct 22nd from web
  6. Ever gone to a book discussion when you haven't read the book? That's me today, and I am ashamed.10:38 AM Oct 22nd from web
  7. Day started with dogs having explosive diarrhea. Then spilled coffee all over my lunch. Things not boding well today.7:53 AM Oct 20th from web
  8. My kingdom for nail polish remover.11:07 AM Oct 18th from web
  9. On the fifth day, God combined peanut butter and chocolate. And I see that it is good. Unfortunately, so do my hips.4:18 PM Oct 14th from web
  10. And, by the way, BRING ME CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!2:28 PM Oct 10th from web
  11. If I turn up dead, it's because grad school killed me.2:26 PM Oct 10th from web
  12. Busy evening ahead, most of it involving therapy and therapeutic endeavors. Surprises me, too.2:33 PM Oct 6th from web
  13. Earthquake Center called afterward to confirm all here were well. I said, "It was just the cola." They replied, "4.5."6:00 AM Oct 6th from web
  14. Belching contest last evening, following dinner. Youngest son won. How does someone so small produce such loud noises?5:58 AM Oct 6th from web
  15. Husband away, sloth reigns. All hail immaturity.5:33 PM Oct 5th from web
  16. Surviving virus. Head near splitting open, spilling brain on my desk. Need quicker picker upper.8:40 AM Oct 5th from web
  17. 20 something blogs suck. They're all I'm perky and nothing on me jiggles. And my life is ahead of me, loser. So go suck it.7:19 PM Oct 4th from web
  18. Wonder why my ass gets stuck in doorways.6:40 PM Oct 3rd from web
  19. Let sons choose dinner today. Had baked mozzarella sticks, tater tots, fried shrimp, corn & chicken noodle soup. Good eats.6:38 PM Oct 3rd from web
  20. Forgot to wear my parka to work today. Am frozen solid. Surprisingly, I can still type. That's dedication.11:10 AM Sep 29th from web