Bluestalking
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Don't you look at me like that!
6:42 PM Oct 29th
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Dear Life: You really suck sometimes, you know that? I'm mad at you.
6:42 PM Oct 29th
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Patron just yelled across library at me, "Hey, librarian!" Took all my restraint not to respond, "Hey, loser!"
9:37 AM Oct 26th
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Or am I?
10:38 AM Oct 22nd
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Not really. I'm lying.
10:38 AM Oct 22nd
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Ever gone to a book discussion when you haven't read the book? That's me today, and I am ashamed.
10:38 AM Oct 22nd
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Day started with dogs having explosive diarrhea. Then spilled coffee all over my lunch. Things not boding well today.
7:53 AM Oct 20th
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My kingdom for nail polish remover.
11:07 AM Oct 18th
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On the fifth day, God combined peanut butter and chocolate. And I see that it is good. Unfortunately, so do my hips.
4:18 PM Oct 14th
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And, by the way, BRING ME CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
2:28 PM Oct 10th
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If I turn up dead, it's because grad school killed me.
2:26 PM Oct 10th
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Busy evening ahead, most of it involving therapy and therapeutic endeavors. Surprises me, too.
2:33 PM Oct 6th
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Earthquake Center called afterward to confirm all here were well. I said, "It was just the cola." They replied, "4.5."
6:00 AM Oct 6th
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Belching contest last evening, following dinner. Youngest son won. How does someone so small produce such loud noises?
5:58 AM Oct 6th
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Husband away, sloth reigns. All hail immaturity.
5:33 PM Oct 5th
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Surviving virus. Head near splitting open, spilling brain on my desk. Need quicker picker upper.
8:40 AM Oct 5th
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20 something blogs suck. They're all I'm perky and nothing on me jiggles. And my life is ahead of me, loser. So go suck it.
7:19 PM Oct 4th
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Wonder why my ass gets stuck in doorways.
6:40 PM Oct 3rd
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Let sons choose dinner today. Had baked mozzarella sticks, tater tots, fried shrimp, corn & chicken noodle soup. Good eats.
6:38 PM Oct 3rd
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Forgot to wear my parka to work today. Am frozen solid. Surprisingly, I can still type. That's dedication.
11:10 AM Sep 29th
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