BlueLanugo
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There's still time for my father to start acting like my father. After all, I need someone to teach me how to shave my ears.
12:31 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBerry
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Wish Robert Deniro would pop that pimple already.
9:38 AM Nov 26th
from TwitterBerry
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I found the interactive hologram superior to both the book AND the movie!
9:37 PM Nov 24th
from web
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No, I'm not practicing tai chi; I'm trying to catch this damn fly!
3:59 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Annoying when video clips described as TOTAL OWNAGE wind up being a couple of policy nerds bickering on Meet The Press.
2:19 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I gained 150 pounds?"
Me: "Um. I don't know. Is your breath still going to reek of garlic?"
2:16 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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@ oops! busted.
1:24 PM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to TheRealAmber
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The reason you've never heard of a salad spoon is that you can't eat salad with a spoon.
1:06 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Yeah, I'm a maverick. I eat my salad with a spoon. That stain on my shirt? That's just a little thousand island. The mark of a maverick.
1:01 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Wearing sunglasses designed to filter out advertising and marketing messages. They seem to work. I can't see anything.
11:05 AM Nov 20th
from web
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I had to sneeze, but I held it in, because I had Crest White Strips© on. My teeth look great, but the top of my head is missing.
10:08 PM Nov 19th
from web
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I haven't seen a shooting star yet. I'm standing here with a list of wishes! HELLO!
11:32 PM Nov 17th
from web
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I give this so-called meteor shower zero stars.
11:26 PM Nov 17th
from web
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My washing machine has a setting for HAND WASH. Welcome to the future.
11:25 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Ignoring the CHECK ENGINE light, I continued to drive. But then, the YOU'RE SCREWED light came on...
10:54 AM Nov 17th
from web
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@
12:21 AM Nov 13th
from web
in reply to Favstar
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I'm tired of this Cheddar-flavored Donald Trump. Can't we get him in Chipotle Ranch?
2:33 PM Nov 12th
from web
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Did you know that the panini is named for Panini the clown? His favorite prank was to make you a sandwich that spooged all over your shirt.
12:23 PM Nov 12th
from web
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By the time the West LA metro line is built, I'll be riding it to my weekly game of laser bingo.
9:27 AM Nov 12th
from TwitterBerry
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Have been stopped in traffic for a half hour. Someone better be dead up there. If they're not, I'll kill em'.
6:00 PM Nov 9th
from TwitterBerry
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- Name °o.O.Blue.O.o°
- Location sunny Los Angeles
- Web http://www.blue-l...
- Bio Lovable Angeleno. Born on Halloween. Interests: Cats, Whiskey, Ping Pong, Rock.
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