BluEyezJess
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When you feel something tickling your nose at night it's a ghost tea-bagging you.
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ Thank you ! :D
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to UWS_Squirrel
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@ Thanks, Kev.
about 3 hours ago
via web
in reply to KevBurkhardt
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@ Thanks, Gare. I was talking to Claire over at the Shake Shack earlier today. Apparently they're low on cheese for tonight's game.
about 3 hours ago
via web
in reply to CaryGohen
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I'm excited :) “@: These "Not" announcer accounts are getting out of hand, but lets see where it goes.”
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Let's check in with Kevin.
about 3 hours ago
via web
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@ you seriously have a lot of time on your hands lol. I'd go with tx Gar
about 3 hours ago
via Echofon
in reply to KevBurkhardt
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I love this weather! Flippy flops, pedicures, lunches & dinners outside, sweat down the crack of my ass and boobies
about 3 hours ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
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Lmaooooooo has @ been declared the winner of twitter yet?!
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Kev, which greeting would you select in this scenario?
about 3 hours ago
via web
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@ LOL
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to JoePontillo
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@ You know Kev, there is a bonus level in the new Kevin Burkhardt video game that plays out a no-hitter scenario for the Mets.
about 3 hours ago
via web
in reply to KBurkhardtSNY
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@ Lol
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Uptown_Crowned
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Lmaoooooooooooo
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Went to make a right turn, changed my mind then guy beeped at me, so obv I yell "ASSHOLE!" My son:"I don't think he's the ahole this time."
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Love how hipster girls be shaving the side of their head looking like they just had a sexy ass brain surgery get well soon, girl!
6:14 PM Apr 21st
via web
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Sneezing while on your period ain't the business.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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DJ Carrasco signed to minor league deal by - probably
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hey guys, make sure to pick up my new video game, available on Sega Genesis game consoles! @ @
about 7 hours ago
via web
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Those "funny" stories you tell me about girls who make fools of themselves at the gym aren't funny!
2:04 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name MsJessIfYoureNasty
- Location Recalculating...
- Bio Boricua/Cubana Mami. Miserable NY METS “Mong. Sassy. Liberal. Couchpotato. Profane. Random. Obnoxious. Twitter is MY therapy.
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