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BluEyezJess

shariv67 When you feel something tickling your nose at night it's a ghost tea-bagging you. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 8 others
@UWS_Squirrel Thank you ! :D about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UWS_Squirrel
CaryGohen @KevBurkhardt Thanks, Kev. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to KevBurkhardt Retweeted by BluEyezJess
KevBurkhardt @CaryGohen Thanks, Gare. I was talking to Claire over at the Shake Shack earlier today. Apparently they're low on cheese for tonight's game. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to CaryGohen Retweeted by BluEyezJess
I'm excited :) “@TheSeanKenny: These "Not" #Mets announcer accounts are getting out of hand, but lets see where it goes.” about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
CaryGohen @KevBurkhardt Let's check in with Kevin. about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by BluEyezJess
KBurkhardtSNY @KevBurkhardt you seriously have a lot of time on your hands lol. I'd go with tx Gar about 3 hours ago via Echofon in reply to KevBurkhardt Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 4 others
JustFingKatie I love this weather! Flippy flops, pedicures, lunches & dinners outside, sweat down the crack of my ass and boobies about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by BluEyezJess
Lmaooooooo has @KevBurkhardt been declared the winner of #Mets twitter yet?! #justsaying about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
KevBurkhardt @KBurkhardtSNY Kev, which greeting would you select in this scenario? twitter.com/KevBurkhardt/s… about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 2 others
@JoePontillo LOL about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoePontillo
KevBurkhardt @KBurkhardtSNY You know Kev, there is a bonus level in the new Kevin Burkhardt video game that plays out a no-hitter scenario for the Mets. about 3 hours ago via web in reply to KBurkhardtSNY Retweeted by BluEyezJess
@Uptown_Crowned Lol about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Uptown_Crowned
Lmaoooooooooooo about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Went to make a right turn, changed my mind then guy beeped at me, so obv I yell "ASSHOLE!" My son:"I don't think he's the ahole this time." about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Brandamonium Love how hipster girls be shaving the side of their head looking like they just had a sexy ass brain surgery get well soon, girl! 6:14 PM Apr 21st via web Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 1369 others
YolieTheJew Sneezing while on your period ain't the business. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 8 others
DJ Carrasco signed to minor league deal by #yankees - probably #Mets about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
KevBurkhardt Hey guys, make sure to pick up my new video game, available on Sega Genesis game consoles! @KBurkhardtSNY @OGTedBerg twitter.com/KevBurkhardt/s… about 7 hours ago via web Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 8 others
crazyGFprobz Those "funny" stories you tell me about girls who make fools of themselves at the gym aren't funny! #whyareyoulookingatthem #crazygfproblem 2:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BluEyezJess and 448 others

Name MsJessIfYoureNasty
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Bio Boricua/Cubana Mami. Miserable NY METS “Mong. Sassy. Liberal. Couchpotato. Profane. Random. Obnoxious. Twitter is MY therapy.