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BlondHousewife

  1. Good night and sweet dreams wherever you may be. 12 minutes ago via Seesmic
  2. @MrWordsWorth At least it didn't turn into his own personal Waterloo. 12 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  3. @MrWordsWorth The winner does take it all you know. 14 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  4. @MrWordsWorth Ok, he is alone on that island. 16 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  5. @MrWordsWorth You can't go wrong with the Santa and Jesus combination. Having Slim Whitman makes it a score. 17 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  6. @SilkyPillow That was my next guess. 20 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to SilkyPillow
  7. @MrWordsWorth It is hard to hate on Slim Whitman's Una Paloma Blanca. bit.ly/xe1XFs 20 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  8. @SilkyPillow Gargamel? 22 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to SilkyPillow
  9. @MrWordsWorth I know you did. Save for your anger and hatred for John Tesch's music. 23 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  10. @MrWordsWorth Don't fear the panflute as Boxcar Willie did. 25 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  11. @MrWordsWorth You never hear about the apprentice of the pan flute. I bet he seethes with jealousy. 30 minutes ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  12. Thank you for the #FFs today, I really do appreciate them. Tune in tomorrow to see how many people vow to never drink again. Until sundown. 31 minutes ago via Seesmic
  13. I often wonder how many tweets are written while Zamfir master of the panflute plays in the background. 33 minutes ago via Seesmic
  14. Ever see someone so drunk they were slurring their tweets? Stick around a couple of more hours. about 1 hour ago via Seesmic
  15. You shouldn't take my shooting at your car so personally. It was more of a response for your musical selection you wanted to share with us. about 2 hours ago via Seesmic
  16. Japanese man cooks and serves his own genitals. Neat trick, too bad he can only do it once. f24.my/K4foVg about 8 hours ago via Seesmic
  17. @MrWordsWorth I highly doubt that. You have twice as many people following you than I do. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to MrWordsWorth
  18. @kevin_jones42 Good for you. I am so glad to be a part of you growing as a person. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to kevin_jones42
  19. @kevin_jones42 Then those that did do that, should man up an apologize for it. Instead of writing it off as just being part of the era. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to kevin_jones42
  20. Spin. Marion Barry's staff tries spinning his latest gaffe. Saying we all know old people that say racist things. about 8 hours ago via Seesmic