BlaveFlopata
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@ I just threw up in my mouth a little.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to imlucid
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I now have twice as many articles of clothing on as I did yesterday. If this keeps up, tomorrow, I shall dress like an eskimo.
about 4 hours ago
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I promise, as Twitter as my witness, this day will involve pants!
about 4 hours ago
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@ I get the salt and pepper. What's in the crate? Paprika?
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to 5peacocks
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@ California is such a free environment. And warmer, too.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to imlucid
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I really need to go to the store to buy milk, but it would involve putting on pants. Decisions.
about 18 hours ago
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Advances in social networking allow everyone in my family to clean a virtual cat box. Meanwhile, the real bunny is living in a pile of $#@!
about 21 hours ago
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@ pervert.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to javahound
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@ soup for Thanksgiving? And wheat bread? What the heck kind of school are they running out there? Where's the turkey? The yams?
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to imlucid
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@ everyone on the team travels that much. (don't kill Santa)
9:28 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to javahound
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@ for the record, the view from 113,915 isn't much better. Also, why are you slacking?
6:42 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to shayman
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My daughter is using a Mythic Rare as a bookmark. *facepalm*
6:39 AM Nov 24th
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@ beware the Holiday Fats! They come into your house, steal your cookies. I recommend a sharp stick and granola bars in defense.
6:04 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to priyagrace
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@ nope. Call away. And, incidentally, it looks like it's on.
6:03 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to 5peacocks
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@ they let you sing to the children? What kind of craziness is that?
12:34 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to imlucid
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@ they spelled it "fears."
12:31 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to MoniTweet
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@ I'll see your "fills up the server root volume" today and raise you a "deleted more content than you said I could."
11:50 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to priyagrace
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Wondering who filled up my server's / today.
11:26 AM Nov 23rd
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I can't believe they spelled "hopes" wrong.
9:27 AM Nov 23rd
from Tweetie
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Ah, refreshing.
2:31 AM Nov 23rd
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- Name Dave Lopata
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- Bio About myself in 160 characters? I can do it in 3: Spiderman, Cookie Monster, and Ted Striker.
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