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Blanch12_

I wanna be home this weekend 8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
AntiJokeApple How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. 27 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 142 others
QuotingJokes Your EX is just live proof that you can do better, A perfect EXample of what you shouldn’t want, & motivation to get what you deserve. 38 minutes ago via TwitDrip Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 237 others
TooMessedUp As I pointed the gun at the baby, I decided to make it a little bit dramatic. I said "Any first words?" about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 50 others
FunnyEvil When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car. about 2 hours ago via TwitDrip Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 481 others
Drakee_YMCMB Take a chance, or else you'll never know. about 2 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 478 others
FreddyAmazin We fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like 1st loves, & protect each other like siblings. Face it, we're meant to be about 14 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 2613 others
FreddyAmazin Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex you only dress yourself. Cause in life, no one helps you once you're screwed. about 13 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 1619 others
VeryRudeTweets If you fart while peeing on someone, it's called a golden thunderstorm. about 3 hours ago via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 373 others
FreddyAmazin Me: I'm actually so happy right now. Life: lol oh hold on just one minute. about 5 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 1900 others
_UnluckyBrian_ Sets car as profile picture. Killed by Decepticons. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 1891 others
@mandachildress I WILL!! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mandachildress
@mandachildress OF COURSE YOU!! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mandachildress
Literally the only thing I'll miss when I go to college are my friends about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Seeing the avengers for the 4th time about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
MensHumor The biggest lie I tell myself: I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 3144 others
_UnluckyBrian_ Invites a few people over while his parents are away. Project X. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 5300 others
UrMindBlown If the devil only punishes bad people.... Wouldnt that make him good? #mindblown about 9 hours ago via web Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 489 others
mandachildress I'm really jealous of @haaleees @cassarrington_ @Blanch12_ :( about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 1 other
VeryRudeTweets I wish the first rule of Christianity was exactly the same as the first rule of Fight Club. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Blanch12_ and 1198 others