Blaise_in_KC
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@ It was his dress up vest.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Tommy_In_Bama
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@ Say, "This is Craig" once in a while. I can't tell which dude is you.
about 3 hours ago
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@ @ I thought about it, just couldn't pull the trigger.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to Wareagle034
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@ She got busy. Eating, farting, etc.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to GinoinBoiseID
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@ I wouldn't look up from a magazine to see her get naked.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to EricNearBuffalo
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I don't think it's fair that people label Jenna Jamison as, "Porn Star Jenna Jameson". It should be, "Used Up Porn Skank Jenna Jameson".
about 4 hours ago
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@ Starting now?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to CraigInTampa
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@ Until a dog walks by, I suppose.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to aaronpaul_8
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@ Grossie sends emails based on her weight. Therefore, a ton.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to andy_licht
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@ Chael may not even be a pro-athlete by the next Smackoff.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to THEmikeinindy
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@ Lack of alcohol in that country song. I hope the bakery sells bourbon.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to julieklausner
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@ Yeah, we'll stay tuned to your show, JT. Yours, Crackheads awake at 2:00 AM
about 5 hours ago
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@ He's like Frank from Scarface. A mid-level player who's convinced himself he's a kingpin. Doesn't realize he's a joke.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to getnickwright
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@ Thanks for having on my good friend, Vince Vaughn. - Jon Fatvreau
about 6 hours ago
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@ @ I think the funniest call should be the winner. Funny calls are the ones with the most replay value years later.
about 6 hours ago
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@ I'd like to have something by Louis Armstrong. Yours, The Drummer from Def Leppard
about 7 hours ago
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@ I want Round and Round by Ratt. - Mike Shanahan
about 7 hours ago
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@ I chose that song because I'm a big Sarah Jessica Parker fan. Yours, Mark Teixeira
about 7 hours ago
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@ She told the officers she didn't drink anything. It was second hand alcohol from the fluids she digested at a porn shoot.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to danielflores_32
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@ I have a walk up song when I go up to the plate. The dinner plate. It's "Eat It" by Weird Al. Yours, Catsup Eatmore Slopman
about 7 hours ago
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- Name Blaise Miller
- Location Frisco, TX
- Bio I try to imagine my tweets are for Conan's monologue. They just come out less funny.
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