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Blaise_in_KC

  1. @Tommy_In_Bama It was his dress up vest.
  2. @CraigInTampa Say, "This is Craig" once in a while. I can't tell which dude is you.
  3. @Wareagle034 @GinoinBoiseID I thought about it, just couldn't pull the trigger.
  4. @GinoinBoiseID She got busy. Eating, farting, etc.
  5. @EricNearBuffalo I wouldn't look up from a magazine to see her get naked.
  6. I don't think it's fair that people label Jenna Jamison as, "Porn Star Jenna Jameson". It should be, "Used Up Porn Skank Jenna Jameson".
  7. @CraigInTampa Starting now?
  8. @aaronpaul_8 Until a dog walks by, I suppose.
  9. @andy_licht Grossie sends emails based on her weight. Therefore, a ton.
  10. @THEmikeinindy Chael may not even be a pro-athlete by the next Smackoff.
  11. @julieklausner Lack of alcohol in that country song. I hope the bakery sells bourbon.
  12. @kylebrandt Yeah, we'll stay tuned to your show, JT. Yours, Crackheads awake at 2:00 AM
  13. @getnickwright He's like Frank from Scarface. A mid-level player who's convinced himself he's a kingpin. Doesn't realize he's a joke.
  14. @kylebrandt Thanks for having on my good friend, Vince Vaughn. - Jon Fatvreau
  15. @kylebrandt @Themikeinindy I think the funniest call should be the winner. Funny calls are the ones with the most replay value years later.
  16. @kylebrandt I'd like to have something by Louis Armstrong. Yours, The Drummer from Def Leppard
  17. @kylebrandt I want Round and Round by Ratt. - Mike Shanahan
  18. @kylebrandt I chose that song because I'm a big Sarah Jessica Parker fan. Yours, Mark Teixeira
  19. @danielflores_32 She told the officers she didn't drink anything. It was second hand alcohol from the fluids she digested at a porn shoot.
  20. @kylebrandt I have a walk up song when I go up to the plate. The dinner plate. It's "Eat It" by Weird Al. Yours, Catsup Eatmore Slopman