BlackIrishBlarn
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@ First rule is, Joe Pike rules.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to CrimespreeJon
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Hey, look. I know you want to live forever, who doesn't? But there's a price, ALWAYS. Eat veggies, please.
about 12 hours ago
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discreet much? jesus....
about 20 hours ago
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@ will do.yeah,dropped that "x"--must be floatin' in this Santa Teresa.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to DocNoir
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@ ecellent. sailor jerry, pussers, goslings...all good. cheers.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to DocNoir
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@ tequila. sip. swish. repeat.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to DocNoir
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@ Jerry Jones has expensive hair care products, sir. I understand he employs 100s of pygmies to make soapberry conditioner.
10:53 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to harryhunsicker
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@ now, i understand the tequila sipping tweet earlier. ahh. good remedy for many pains. except using eyewash. eyewash--bad.
7:34 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to DocNoir
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@ oh s'not so bad.worst was(and wife can verify) xmas eve.blowin' like stink & snowing and i was chasing peaky lefts in bayhead, nj.
5:40 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to keithr34
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@ Stumptown?
5:37 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to thirdeyecomics
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Contemplating the Ocean City, NJ polar bear plunge on New Years Day. Hmm. H20 = 46.
3:39 AM Dec 16th
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RT @: Hey Oral Roberts died. How did I find out? Word of mouth. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.
3:26 PM Dec 15th
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Joe Pitt ashes in Stephenie Meyer's eye ball right b4 he pours gasoline on all the underwear models and sets them on fire. Just sayin'....
1:10 PM Dec 15th
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oh yeah. barista-trainee mistake @ whole foods. score the freshly ground double shot red eye. go ahead. take my pulse. kieran = hummingbird.
7:22 AM Dec 15th
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@ why thank you, sir. gettin' the kids off to school plan to read them all in about an hour.
5:24 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to steveweddle
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@ KHAAANNNN!
5:15 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to VictorGischler
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Airport Flash Up: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
3:58 AM Dec 15th
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@ sorry i just surfaced from the bottom of a pool. d'hell? congrats.
6:03 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to JedidiahAyres
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@ the fixer. would that be Mr. Wolf.
1:29 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to tonigo
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airport flash due tomorrow. feelin' all, i dunno...airportish. is there another sid ceasar?
12:35 PM Dec 14th
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