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A gigantic burden has been lifted. This might be the best day of my life.11:23 AM Jul 10thfrom txt
They brought back the Crystal Light Slurpee at 7-11! Best summer ever!2:07 PM Jul 9thfrom txt
Happy Independence, bitches. Slightly belated but you knew I was going to say it.9:47 PM Jul 4thfrom txt
Damnit. That Benjamin Button movie made me cry like 4 times. Making Jenny exhibit emotion? Not cool. Who does that?10:08 PM Jul 2ndfrom txt
Grossed out by something called an omelet taquito at 7-11. The things people will eat...8:56 AM Jun 27thfrom txt
This whole long dress trend isreally starting to get to me. Won't somebody think of the short people?!11:44 AM Jun 24thfrom txt
Just ate it on the wakeboard like 10 times. Wjat time is it? Summertime...5:59 PM Jun 22ndfrom txt
Prayers answered at the gym. Now off to the trenches...er...work.12:23 PM Jun 20thfrom txt
Okay seriously? I've heard the new Pitbull song 6 times on the radio since noon. I guess it could be worse. It could be that lonely ston ...5:36 PM Jun 19thfrom txt
Camping at the Marriott on 16th St. Phyllis Nefler would be proud.7:23 PM Jun 18thfrom txt
We made it all the way to Denver without AM radio or or political rant. This is going to be a good day!11:29 AM Jun 18thfrom txt
Good GOD the gym was annoying today. I eagerly anticipate whatever good Karma I get for not hurling a weight at someone.5:57 PM Jun 17thfrom txt
Why does no one drive with their windows down anymore?8:30 AM Jun 17thfrom txt
Already had two cups of coffee but I want more. Must resist...8:39 AM Jun 13thfrom txt
Thoroughly enjoying the new Black-Eyed Peas. It's the perfect amount of upbeat mindless pop that I was looking for in a summer soundtrack.8:33 AM Jun 10thfrom txt
Well the coffee shop had Kenyan Blend today so I guess I'll be okay at least temporarily.8:54 AM Jun 8thfrom txt
Sick. Working. And it's like 45 degrees out. Could today be any more awesome?8:40 AM Jun 8thfrom txt
The opening credits for The Sopranos ALWAYS make me miss the East coast.12:04 PM Jun 5thfrom txt
Happy Anniverthary to us! Also to Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. Five years later we're all still in it to win it.9:54 AM Jun 5thfrom txt
