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Bittermormon

  1. Christian Rock would be a good porn name. Cc @geogirlsha 5 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to geogirlsha
  2. @lilyofspades mine aren't, but they don't really @doxees humor either. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to lilyofspades
  3. @lilyofspades when I want @doxees attention, I just punch her. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to lilyofspades
  4. @SurlyMae you should try hanging out with people you don't have to babysit about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SurlyMae
  5. @SurlyMae but if you're with someone good you'd rather just watch them. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SurlyMae
  6. @Heyx2Paula @lytlbirdie I drilled a hole to drain then used a hammer. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Heyx2Paula
  7. ZOMG LOOK WHAT JUST APPEARED IN MY CUPBOARD!!!!! #testimonybuilder via.me/-1eo1ati about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  8. @shandonfan @carty64 I'm just glad Franklin and Bash wasn't on when I was impressionable. about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to shandonfan
  9. @Merkprof no, I'm not that clever about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to Merkprof
  10. @Merkprof speaking of abuse...how's your upload speeds? about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to Merkprof
  11. Will someone bring me some Grasshopper cookies please?? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  12. Is it 10am on a Tuesday? RT @darthbender: Is @doxees drunk? Because she just favorited my tweet about diablo 3. about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  13. @davidjsmith1232 it would be a better assessment without the typo though. :-) about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to davidjsmith1232
  14. @kellibramble @darthbender but you don't make your top offer right off the bat about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kellibramble
  15. @darthbender I've $25 and naked pictures of @youtah's mom. about 14 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to darthbender
  16. @kellibramble do you think the Jazz will get GSW's pick in lottery next week? about 16 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to kellibramble
  17. @davidjsmith1232 I under the Jazz FO's love of Howard about as well as I understand twitters hatred of him. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to davidjsmith1232
  18. Seeingppl pin all Jazz's problems on Josh Howard RT @davidjsmith1232: Watching a Josh Howard-led fast break is akin to ___________________." about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  19. MJ is here to interview Sloan? That explains that jerk with his tongue out that pushed me earlier. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  20. @kriten I don't know, I've got a bunch of stuff I'm pretending I didn't do already. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kriten