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  1. I ate too much mashed potato.
  2. When did "lookit" become a word? (this tweet is giving me Deja Tweet, btw. Maybe I've just run out of things to say.)
  3. @benlayfield - you're not missing Bruno + nosh (or whatever it's called) are you? Cue sad face...
  4. @michaelmerwitz - C'est si genial! C'est cool :)
  5. @rit - since I totally spaced on Carpenter Ant Awareness Week back in June, I didn't want to risk anyone missing Lasagna Awareness Month.
  6. July is Lasagna Awareness Month! Celebrate it!
  7. Bananas
  8. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what's on the other side?
  9. 24 hours = time it takes dog to get comfy eating and peeing in a new environment.
  10. Last tweet posted b4 was finished. Shaky hands!
  11. @fastcompany - google chrome annoyed me. I dis'greed w many pnts. 1 year from release and op we piece was v. dismissive + presumptuous
  12. Cablevision: funny how when I repl'cd the modem u didn't believe was broken with a new 1 I bought myself my Int'net SUDDENLY worked again
  13. Get some peaches, chop 'em up, squeeze 'em, put 'em in a caraffe, fill to brim with vodka, let sit a few hours, and drink!
  14. We're at the lake house with Bonscott. So far, all she wants to eat is pepparoni.
  15. My head feels weird. I think I accidentally took my dog's meds this morning. The bottles are identical.
  16. @bushwickmatt my guess: as a boy, Lemmy traded good looks for immortality. He'll live forever. Keith is preserved in alcohol. Ditto.
  17. Well, that was awesome!
  18. Just walked right past Dumbledore! He smiled :)
  19. No butterbeer (or wizardcrack) but plenty of free soda and popcorn! Thanks, Ministry if Magic! Also: Dan Radcliffe is a tinyman!
  20. Insane mob scene. Got a pic of 1/7th of Dan Radcliffe's face behind wall of press peeps. Thank god for assigned seating!