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birbigs

  1. I knew it! The butler! RT @BBCBreaking: Vatican confirms Pope's butler arrested on suspicion of leaking confidential documents.
  2. Coffe...sleeping again.
  3. @ilikemyquality thanks andrew!!
  4. @Glinner Thanks! I will return for sure. Have had a great time here.
  5. @Glinner Tonight and tomorrow!
  6. London has two types of weather- damp and hot. Today is hot. I didn't know I'd miss damp.
  7. Are you with me or against me? Because if you're against me, I still feel like we can make it work.
  8. I played tennis with @jimmycarr today. I used to dream about things like that last night.
  9. I feel it's important we get a consensus on how to spell consensus.
  10. Pretty sure people playing cricket don't understand what's happening.
  11. Chicago. June. Be there. Good night. bit.ly/JL1RDZ
  12. Don't pity me with your "favoriting." I want RTs, assholes!
  13. If we all agreed to wear spandex pants, it wouldn't look weird.
  14. If it weren't for Facebook, I'm not sure there would be birthdays.
  15. @SaraBareilles back Arby's.
  16. Wait, does this mean Greek salad is worthless?
  17. If there was an IPO for @RobDelaney's twitter feed, I would buy that shit.
  18. Mark Zuckerberg is just a kid with a dream and a trillion dollars.
  19. If ur in London, see David Suchet & Laurie Metcalf in "Long Day's Journey into Night." Laurie Metcalf= heartbreaking. bit.ly/Hx7yTX
  20. Facebook may not make great stock, but they sure do have a neat website!