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@thisgrrrl @nik_kee_dee I shhok with mirth. No tears, but still very funny. 27 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to thisgrrrl
@carewcha That's the EXACT same tune playing in my head when I fantasise about shooting Xmas shoppers with a rifle. Amazing. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to carewcha
@ffolliet I don't know. I've not stolen it from anyone, but I fully expect the same gags been done before. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ffolliet
People are sympathetic when I say how much I'm missing the kids. They don't know that "The Kids" are what I call my wife's breasts. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
@kriskendal Hell yeah. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kriskendal
@Flytetipping Gok would have spent more time complementing @audreysluyter's fabulous rack. Go girl! about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Flytetipping
@comedyfish Tucker would never say "Fook". about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to comedyfish
@julietims Excellent. You're a kind and forgiving person. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to julietims
@_Whirlwind Yeah. Awesome. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to _Whirlwind
Who else actually WOULD read a book by Malcom Tucker called the Angry Spider? about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@Harrythebanker There is much I could impart. Alas, I cannot be bothered. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Harrythebanker
@iankwilliams I totally forgot! I took the orphans too. They work for me now. But I feel bad. I'll get them to make you some trainers. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to iankwilliams
@julietims Yeah. But we're still cool, right? about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to julietims
@Harrythebanker If I want a day without having to really do anything, I'll wear cufflinks too. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Harrythebanker
@ellieq There you go. I knew you'd regain your judgement. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ellieq
@funktakula You egged me on. Besides, do you not remember signing that consent form? about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to funktakula
@ellieq Sounds like it. Sorry hon. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to ellieq
@TomMcLaughlin76 Hope you will make snide comments about your fellow travellers. Always like Tweets like that. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to TomMcLaughlin76
@Harrythebanker Its been known to work before. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Harrythebanker
@julietims Sorry. There's also a bit of mess behind your sofa. I couldn't hold it. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to julietims

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Name Liam Sluyter
Location Manchester, Greater Manchester
Web http://binarydad....
Bio Northern miserablist. Will one day snap. But then pull himself together. No one will notice either event.

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