Get short, timely messages from Billy Oldham.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @BillyOldham23.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow BillyOldham23 to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

BillyOldham23

  1. Making a list of the 20 best hugs I've ever received. #gentleTweets 1:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. “Yelling "You're not my REAL ladder!" at your step-ladder.” 12:52 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. “@FillWerrell: If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion... then WTF is inside Raid?!”. Good question 1:28 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. “@FillWerrell: You take "the" out of psychotherapist” 11:59 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. “The Hogg seeks two brothers: one dark, one fair! Turn them over and your precious Cooter might live to drink again!" —Games of Hazzard” 3:55 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "They're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked..." 9:46 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. “When you start to hate someone , everything they do begins to annoy you .. Them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "” 12:28 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. “@FillWerrell: Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll” 7:52 PM Apr 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. “@FillWerrell: They say penis size is related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier.” 8:00 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. “Got kicked out the pool today, apparently the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was.” 7:59 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. “@FillWerrell: Birth marks are where you were killed in another life. MIND=BLOWN” 11:20 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. “@FillWerrell: That 3 second lap dance you get when someone walks by at the movies.” 11:18 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @carelisabeth hey 9:11 PM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to carelisabeth
  14. “@carelisabeth: The pollen is choking me #cantbreathe” 9:11 PM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. “I wish my vacuum went "OM NOM NOM NOM" whenever it sucked anything up.” 7:59 PM Mar 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. “@FillWerrell: Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds so it doesn’t get weird.” 8:48 AM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. “@FillWerrell: On a scale from 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?” 8:46 AM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. “@FillWerrell: Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.” 2:59 PM Mar 19th via Twitter for iPhone