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Bill_Dare

  1. I've just heard the sad news that Rupert Murdoch is still alive. 9:13 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Apparently, when people complained that iPod shuffle wasn't random, they made it less random so it *seemed* more random. 6:12 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @Lillika Glad to hear it. 9:48 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lillika
  4. @tug As long as no British person ever refers to a muffin as an 'English muffin', I'm fine about muffins. 8:06 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tug
  5. @Claudenuttgens Of course. Weird, though. 7:13 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Claudenuttgens
  6. This will be hard to believe. But I've just been joined by my friend for lunch. And look what she brought! Fuck. twitter.com/Bill_Dare/stat… 6:56 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @sarahlmorgan I have high expectations of fairy cakes but I can't expect them to run up trees. 6:52 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarahlmorgan
  8. @operacat It does. 6:51 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to operacat
  9. I don't think I could be friends with someone who said 'cupcake' or liked them. 6:50 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Why is this happening? Are cupcakes really better? Ask you, Britain, to think again, before the fairy cake goes the same way as libraries. 6:49 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I'm often accused of not caring enough about issues. But I do care that the American 'cupcake' is replacing our indigenous fairy cake. 6:47 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Oh dear, I've come over all pedantic. Packs of cards don't collapse, houses of cards do. #bbcaq 6:09 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Bacon is a very poor substitute for toilet paper. #youliveandlearn 8:34 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I rushed through all my maths exams, I hasten to add. 12:55 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. To any one else who's only just realised that it's not Saturday today, it's actually a Friday. Who'd have thought? 12:47 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. That last tweet was of course nicked. From @boobygraffoe 8:59 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. How do you decide what to retweet and what to steal and pass off as your own? 8:54 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @SimonTreves Ha. Well it seems to be being treated. 2:22 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SimonTreves
  • Name Bill Dare
  • Location Crouch End, Norf London
  • Web http://www.jflage...
  • Bio Emergency yodeler. Also producer/writer/creator of comedy.
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