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  1. BTW, history has repeatedly proved my last tweet to be true. Sure, some men aren't wired like that. They're called liars and homosexuals.
  2. #WhyMenCheat is a Trending Topic? Really? Let me break it down all simple like. Men love NEW pussy more than anything on this fucking Earth!
  3. Ladies... the penis is neither a pen nor a is. I really have no idea what I'm talking about either, but... discuss. My penis. At length.
  4. Truth be told, most vaginas are ugly as sin. There, I said it. Please DM me with links to your Brazilianed pictorial rebuttals. Please!
  5. Hey @JarfOmega, where in the Alabama are you? Are you taking time off to "interview" the sheep for your live Christmas nativity scene?
  6. I don't think anything impresses me more than the authenticity of Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. Buon appetito!
  7. Oh, and let's not forget Freddy Fender. Somebody must surely guard him in December from the inevitable mobs of grave digging ball kickers.
  8. I'll bet there's not a single day in December that José Feliciano doesn't get enthusiastically kicked in the balls.
  9. Remember the good ol' days of Twitter when celebrities were dropping like flies, and the self-written jokes fell like rain from the heavens?
  10. When life gave the Seattle police Clemmons, they turned that motherfucker into Swiss cheese!
  11. @NotHot Yeah, sometimes I disgust myself. I clearly ain't right in the head. Thanks for continuing to follow me. :D
  12. Ladies… if you swilled it, he will cum… with far less effort the next time.
  13. I hate that I wasn't born at that glorious point in the future where natural selection has finally eliminated a woman’s vocal cords.
  14. Cyber Monday! Woohoo! I'm saving so much fucking money that it should only take me about a year to pay off the credit card charges!
  15. Cyber Monday, in case you don't know, is a virtual opportunity to save a virtual shitload of money whilst spending a real shitload of money.
  16. Is there anything funnier than giving a one year-old a Super Sour WarHead? I submit to you that there is not!
  17. Great news! My chatty neighbor's days of mind-numbing nostalgia waxing are numbered. I just learned he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. :-)
  18. The value of the hole is greater than the sum of her remaining parts.
  19. Note To Self: A single fifth of Wild Turkey provides for no Thanksgiving leftovers.
  20. And the award for the best band name EVER, goes to... http://tinyurl.com/natgta