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BillHarper

Had an awesome day with The Little Guy, and now I'm taking an early mark. 'Night all. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
@rosewintergreen Can't wait to hear all about it, Rose. Glad you had such a great time. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to rosewintergreen
Okay. What's the deal with fireworks tonight? Any particular reason for them? about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
RT @ainsliehunter: @BillHarper maybe the hash tag should be #pmediting as you always seem to edit at night <- LOL! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@ferrous But yes, I agree that a lot of women's clothing is very impractical. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ferrous
@ferrous Well, I think what made it stand out a lot more for me is wasn't wearing very much *over* the bra. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ferrous
Seven o'clock and The Little Guy is fast asleep in bed. His dad could happily go to sleep as well, but instead it's editing time. #amediting about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Aussiewaffler @LovelyWife @NikitaBombita @KarenCollum Yeah, they did a really good job. He had a really great day, actually. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
@untangle Yeah, I’m stoked about it. Now just need to repair all the damage I caused while I was a crazy person. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to untangle
Be afraid. Be very afraid. twitter.com/BillHarper/sta… about 7 hours ago via Camera on iOS
Woman with her iPhone tucked into her bra. Classy. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here
@ferrous No, the last thing I want is him getting addicted to is riding in the washing machine. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to ferrous
@ferrous True, although his clothes are in the machine as I type. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to ferrous
@Kicker37 Yeah, you have a point. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to Kicker37
@Kicker37 *grin* Not sure my bath is big enough to justify it. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to Kicker37
@netbub *hugs* about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here in reply to netbub
SuperTriviaGuy Please click here bit.ly/JLenQe 2 vote 4 me in Week 3 of Suncorp promo so I can win & not have 2 hassle u in week 4 :) vote everyday about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by BillHarper and 1 other
Little Guy did today’s swimming lesson in his clothes for Safety Week. He loved it, and did really well. Hope he doesn’t want a bath in them about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here
jewelsann Anyone looking for a violin duet for parties, weddings, showers, teas...? Both of us have degrees in music ;). about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by BillHarper
@RobertMills Hey, Rob. How did your talk go? about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from here

Name Bill Harper
Location Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Web http://billharper.me
Bio Writer, editor, columnist, humorist. (Actually, right now he's just an idiot. Bet he's trying to change that.)