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  1. I've hosted a few. Would you like to host one now? http://bit.ly/7F7lZc
  2. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure
  3. Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
  4. Gray hair and wrinkles are God's graffiti
  5. A grandchild is God punishing your children for what they did to you.
  6. Yes, I'm already offering Social Media Lessons! ;) Thanks for the story @AdweekDotCom http://digg.com/d319rtb?t cc @KevinRose
  7. A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise
  8. Remember my Town Hall meeting on @Ustream? All the songs from my CD can be found on Amazon today for $1.99: http://bit.ly/1EP4Bi
  9. The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic
  10. It's only $1.99 for 18 more hours: http://bit.ly/WqOmi
  11. I met these fellows years ago, and the way they place the words and the sounds (on the CD) - I just think it's absolutely wonderful
  12. I don't hip or hop, but they do: http://bit.ly/WqOmi
  13. Would you like to be my friend on facebook too? http://www.facebook.com/bil...
  14. Cosnarati, State of Emergency on @amazon: http://bit.ly/WqOmi Let me know what you think
  15. The real reason my wife and I had children, is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: It seemed like a good idea at the time
  16. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
  17. Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
  18. Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
  19. Oh, and I'll be on with Mr. Letterman tomorrow night too! http://billcosby.com/site/n... :)
  20. Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.