BillCosby
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I've hosted a few. Would you like to host one now?
3:39 PM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure
11:08 AM Nov 18th
from Twaitter
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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
4:13 PM Nov 17th
from Twaitter
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Gray hair and wrinkles are God's graffiti
11:12 AM Nov 16th
from Twaitter
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A grandchild is God punishing your children for what they did to you.
12:26 PM Nov 13th
from Twaitter
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Yes, I'm already offering Social Media Lessons! ;) Thanks for the story @ cc @
6:39 PM Nov 12th
from Power Twitter
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise
11:10 AM Nov 12th
from Twaitter
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Remember my Town Hall meeting on @? All the songs from my CD can be found on Amazon today for $1.99:
2:25 PM Nov 11th
from Power Twitter
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic
12:58 PM Nov 11th
from Twaitter
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It's only $1.99 for 18 more hours:
8:32 AM Nov 11th
from Power Twitter
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I met these fellows years ago, and the way they place the words and
the sounds (on the CD) - I just think it's absolutely wonderful
5:23 PM Nov 10th
from Power Twitter
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I don't hip or hop, but they do:
1:17 PM Nov 10th
from Power Twitter
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Would you like to be my friend on facebook too?
11:37 AM Nov 10th
from Power Twitter
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Cosnarati, State of Emergency on @: Let me know what you think
7:57 AM Nov 10th
from Power Twitter
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The real reason my wife and I had children, is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: It seemed like a good idea at the time
11:31 AM Nov 9th
from Twaitter
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
12:07 PM Nov 6th
from Twaitter
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
12:20 PM Nov 5th
from Twaitter
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
11:14 AM Nov 4th
from Twaitter
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Oh, and I'll be on with Mr. Letterman tomorrow night too! :)
2:02 PM Nov 3rd
from Power Twitter
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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
12:06 PM Nov 3rd
from Twaitter
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