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  1. "Heeeeeere's Johnny Carson!" #1stdraftmovielines
  2. "Lisa looks average, at best, tonight." #1stdraftmovielines
  3. "Tonight, we dine in Helena, Montana!" #1stdraftmovielines
  4. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like pancakes." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. At least I don't think so. But crap, what if he DOES? Now I'm nervous." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. @kwmurphy Sir, I am a *high class* hooker. With a HEART OF GOLD.
  7. San Diego Weekly Reader's new slogan: "We Want To Make Your Eyes Bleed." (caution!!) http://yfrog.com/b7q7jj
  8. The enemy of my enemy is me. #literalwisdom
  9. A bird in the hand is worth $19.99, this week at Petsmart. #literalwisdom
  10. @Paulann87 Thank you!
  11. @TOSOL Yes! You got it.
  12. And back to Kansas they went. http://yfrog.com/5fpgxj
  13. It is (once again) BALLOON! http://yfrog.com/11mbxj
  14. Across the street from my hotel...it is BALLOON! http://yfrog.com/7aw5mj
  15. @scottsimpson I'm hungry like Naomi Wolf.
  16. RT @raanve "He was already in charge of our days, our nights, our wrongs, our rights. What more could he want?" // Your SOUL, my friend.
  17. Q: Is Charles still in Charge? Has he been quietly amassing powerful allies all this time? [*shudder*]
  18. @bstiteler MST3K? Yeah, I've heard of that show. Sounds like it was a very comprehensive panel that left no details out.
  19. The New Yorker magazine live-blogged the MJ funeral today. Next week: The Paris Review's all-Miley issue!
  20. @alliphx You're most welcome!