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  1. Best sentence ever. RT @Simonpegg "I am sick of all these dead eyed little herberts and their monstrous box faced muscle dogs."39 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. @beautifulmind1 I see where you're going with this. "Fernando," right?about 10 hours ago from web in reply to beautifulmind1
  3. Tom Waits has looked substantially the same in the time I've aged from a child to a middle-aged man. The lesson: MORE WHISKEY. ALWAYS.about 10 hours ago from web
  4. @Randazzoj HAVE SOME MONEY, and an honorary degree from Bard.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Randazzoj
  5. @BadAstronomer I'll be the last to know.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to BadAstronomer
  6. @Caissie HAVE SOME MONEY!about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Caissie
  7. @Randazzoj @Caissie "Dads My Cat Shits?" ...no? (Wrong direction, right?)about 11 hours ago from web in reply to Randazzoj
  8. RT @randomlife "Anyone else think that @BillCorbett is secretly Napoleon XIV?" // The floor is open.about 11 hours ago from web
  9. @Caissie I had a similar concept, though more limited by punctuation: '"Shit!" My cat says.' (Yes, "shit" is an imperative.)about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Caissie
  10. @paulandstorm Aw. I am vicariously charmed.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to paulandstorm
  11. Los Angelenos: @hodgman reading at Book Soup tonight. He uses homemade chicken stock in all his writing!about 13 hours ago from web
  12. @colestratton Less pointy than rumored. But cuter!about 15 hours ago from web in reply to colestratton
  13. @bstiteler So "knives" = "dignity?"about 16 hours ago from web in reply to bstiteler
  14. @austinlouisray Yes, and thanks to that I'm missing fingers. (Oddly, because of the spoons.)about 16 hours ago from web in reply to austinlouisray
  15. @courtenlow Yes. Related, at least. I think. Um. PASS!about 16 hours ago from web in reply to courtenlow
  16. ...Meanwhile I remain stateside, picking up random objects and insisting that they are knives. (I need to travel more.)about 16 hours ago from web
  17. FYI, @kwmurphy is in Australia for a few weeks, learning what is and is not a knife. Have your cutlery ready for his return!about 17 hours ago from web
  18. @johnmoe Starting to wonder if we understand "party" to mean the same thing: http://bit.ly/4B4PRSabout 18 hours ago from web
  19. @KenPlume Large denominations, please.about 18 hours ago from web in reply to KenPlume
  20. @mkpheartsnyc Entirely possible!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to mkpheartsnyc