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snappysnakes
cleaned out the fridge and freezer today. That is a surefire way to remind yourself that you are a wasteful North American jackass.
09:00 PM May 12, 2008
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finslippy
For every asshole on the web, there are like a million amazing people. Uh, don't fact-check that ratio.
09:17 PM May 12, 2008
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maximka
going to be late to craft night. like very late. and probably drunk.
06:13 PM May 08, 2008
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finslippy
The Internet is even nicer in person. Also: hotter.
01:40 AM May 08, 2008
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palinode
Remember that ent from LOTR who dipped his head in the water because his boughs were on fire? He was in just one shot? He's into drugs now.
02:24 PM May 07, 2008
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BillBraine
@schmutzie Because people have to know what time to take their viagra.
03:37 PM May 07, 2008
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schmutzie
Why is spam all for medications, watches, or sex? Surely there is more to sell in this world?
01:13 PM May 07, 2008
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maximka
What's the term for when you bring Frankenstein's monster back to life?
02:11 PM May 07, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I'll bet Hillary is secretly relieved that it's almost over. So she can get back to the deeply religious, agrarian lifestyle that she loves.
09:23 AM May 07, 2008
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jowyang
A geek's view of suburbia: "Crtl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V"
08:21 AM April 30, 2008
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snappysnakes
got a call from your mom. She wants you to know that you are adopted.
09:21 AM April 28, 2008
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NoPasaNada
Howard Dean just told me I look thin. So I shall reward myself with a cupcake.
02:37 PM April 16, 2008
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finslippy
Sexy nude pics. Oh, wait, I thought this was Google.
11:05 PM April 04, 2008
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dcurtisj
Why did I never before realize that Batman is, in fact, still living in his parents' basement?
02:15 PM April 02, 2008
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blurb
Leta: "don't bathe me, bro"
07:07 PM March 31, 2008
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palinode
We have long meetings to complain about our workload. Then we take coffee breaks to complain about our meetings. And yet we are not fired.
02:06 PM March 04, 2008
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mrskennedy
Jack threw all out all the leftover candy, and I felt sort of panicky when he did that.
11:13 AM November 01, 2007
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tiatere
I'm only giving updates to friends. Add me.
02:05 PM May 25, 2007
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