BillBraine
Just managed to serve the resident Mom some guacamole in bed. Slow start, but I'm on this thing.
| Stone farming. |
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| Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom-folk! Keep up the good work! |
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| Is it just me, or are all of your eyes extremely itchy? |
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| @momku I want my cookie NOW, then. |
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| Reprive granted: everyone calmed down and I slept two more hours. Whew. |
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| 2:30 cat puke; 4:30 Wife puke; 5:38 Boy cries out, pins & needles; 5:39 Girl wakes up crying in response; 5:40 paper hits porch; 5:45 Dad up |
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| I'm gonna sleep with a chisel, so if I wake up at 3 I can use it to chip away at my exhaustion. Oy. That makes as much sense as dog. Hat. |
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| @Mom101 Wait—you didn't just take seriously, and then answer, a question that ended with eight exclamation points, did you!!!!!!!! |
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| @Mom101 I have one question for you: What happen to the thought is great!!!!!!!! |
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| And when you've finished kissing my grits, work week, you may massage my biscuits with country gravy. |
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| Why, it's the Morning Routine! Readyyyyyyy.....go. |
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| I'm still wired. Aaaaand still. Aaaand exhausted. |
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| No tomatoes for you: "It's just not that kind of place." While guys in straw hats spray dyed mulch onto soil from fat, corrugated hoses. |
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| I called the management company of the office park to see about growing a couple of tomato plants on a parking lot island. Why no callback? |
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| @Antonia_ And who, I ask you, would argue with that? |
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| @DadGoneMad You're having quite the week. Congratulations! |
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| Physical therapy is just icing. On the knee. What? |
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| In person, the Internet looks a lot like its picture. But it smells like saffron drifting on the wind from a distant island. In person. |
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| No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm UP I said. <--- That's not a lyric. That's me talking to Thursday. |
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