BilGaines
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Thanks for the Fibonacci sequence videos, YouTube. Now, if I can only find a way to get back those two hours of my life...
5:42 PM Dec 18th
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Don't hog the only wall socket in the cafe if all you're doing is facebooking.
1:43 PM Dec 18th
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Orange juice? Delicious! ... AAAAAAGH, THE ACID IS DESTROYING MY STOMACH!!
12:09 PM Dec 18th
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Peanut M&M's are never wrong.
10:58 AM Dec 18th
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Ford's plug-in hybrid. It looks an awful lot like another hybrid car we all know...the Honda Insight, right?
10:03 AM Dec 18th
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It's true. I am seeing "Cold" again. Hey - instead of just judging me, why don't you come and see it, too?
3:44 PM Dec 17th
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It's 9:30 AM. I am finally awake enough to brew some coffee. (If I ever legally changed my name, it would be to "Mr. Sloth.")
7:29 AM Dec 16th
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It took a few hours, but I finally got that piece of lettuce out from between my teeth!
12:35 PM Dec 15th
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Boeing 787 Dreeeeeeeeeeeamliner. It's in the air.
10:52 AM Dec 15th
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I'm starting to think that if we didn't have coffee, the American work day would be shorter.
6:29 AM Dec 14th
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Being "just friends" is lame. Being "tied down" is lame. The delicious middle ground? "Just tied to your down friend."
8:34 PM Dec 13th
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A physics conundrum: how can just one fridgeful of rotten leftovers fill up two trash cans whose combined volume exceeds the fridge's?
3:39 PM Dec 13th
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Houston, TX elects openly gay mayor. (Not a strong victory if only 16.5% of voters actually turn out, but hey...)
9:31 AM Dec 13th
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@ I hope you're excited to be our personal chauffeur when we get to California. Fill that gas tank up!
8:47 AM Dec 13th
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Amazing late-night Thai food: Me Dee Cafe. You're welcome, Chicago.
7:18 PM Dec 11th
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Taking a break from the novel before I go back for revisions. So what do I do in the meantime? Start another large project. I am an idiot.
7:08 PM Dec 8th
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Check out this band called Fate Lions. Dig their muted, apathetic passion for lyrical style. Download their free album.
11:02 AM Dec 8th
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Who doesn't love a good caterwaul?
8:44 PM Dec 7th
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Camera phone: for when you need to prove you encountered Cheap Trick behind the theatre.
7:14 PM Dec 7th
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I am working on a novel. I'm not embarrassed to say it anymore because I have completed a big fuckin' first draft.
9:09 PM Dec 6th
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- Name Bil Gaines
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.tipyou...
- Bio Actor/writer/secret astronaut with a golden ticket to 1991. Rock!
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