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  1. Thanks for the Fibonacci sequence videos, YouTube. Now, if I can only find a way to get back those two hours of my life...
  2. Don't hog the only wall socket in the cafe if all you're doing is facebooking. #douchebagsincoffeechicago #MostImportantHashTagEver
  3. Orange juice? Delicious! ... AAAAAAGH, THE ACID IS DESTROYING MY STOMACH!!
  4. Peanut M&M's are never wrong.
  5. Ford's plug-in hybrid. It looks an awful lot like another hybrid car we all know...the Honda Insight, right? http://tinyurl.com/yzgtp9g
  6. It's true. I am seeing "Cold" again. Hey - instead of just judging me, why don't you come and see it, too? http://tinyurl.com/yfxjfvy
  7. It's 9:30 AM. I am finally awake enough to brew some coffee. (If I ever legally changed my name, it would be to "Mr. Sloth.")
  8. It took a few hours, but I finally got that piece of lettuce out from between my teeth!
  9. Boeing 787 Dreeeeeeeeeeeamliner. It's in the air. http://787firstflight.newairplane.com/ffindex.html
  10. I'm starting to think that if we didn't have coffee, the American work day would be shorter.
  11. Being "just friends" is lame. Being "tied down" is lame. The delicious middle ground? "Just tied to your down friend."
  12. A physics conundrum: how can just one fridgeful of rotten leftovers fill up two trash cans whose combined volume exceeds the fridge's?
  13. Houston, TX elects openly gay mayor. http://tinyurl.com/yafsg66 (Not a strong victory if only 16.5% of voters actually turn out, but hey...)
  14. @JennyGaines I hope you're excited to be our personal chauffeur when we get to California. Fill that gas tank up!
  15. Amazing late-night Thai food: Me Dee Cafe. http://www.medeecafe.com You're welcome, Chicago.
  16. Taking a break from the novel before I go back for revisions. So what do I do in the meantime? Start another large project. I am an idiot.
  17. Check out this band called Fate Lions. Dig their muted, apathetic passion for lyrical style. Download their free album. http://bit.ly/8g7xzs
  18. Who doesn't love a good caterwaul?
  19. Camera phone: for when you need to prove you encountered Cheap Trick behind the theatre. http://tinyurl.com/yjpl8bd #cheaptrick
  20. I am working on a novel. I'm not embarrassed to say it anymore because I have completed a big fuckin' first draft.