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BigPimpinGuvie

  1. @RaysJoeMaddon Kudos for not slapping the Groucho Marx disguise right off of Bobby V's vaguely rodent-like face, skip.
  2. Oh, and you gave him a .362 average too, huh? How cute. Next time, at least try to forge *plausible* stats, okay? This shit's gone too far.
  3. Okay, whichever one of you assholes hacked the CNN SI homepage to put Melky Cabrera atop the total hits leaderboard needs to check yourself.
  4. I skip looking at the MLB offensive stats leaders for about five days, and all of a sudden Melky Fucking Cabrera is the leader in hits? HUH?
  5. If these hockey goons don't stop saying the word "Shawinigan", I'm burning Sportsnet H.Q. to the motherfucking ground. I mean it this time!
  6. @ZODIAC_MF I'd have put him on the $100 bill for "Come on, Emil! Get your ass in the van!"
  7. @ZODIAC_MF At that point I like to imagine they fired up the Cohibas and the cognac, and waited for the strippers to start their show.
  8. @ZODIAC_MF "I just lost this whole piece of shit town to James Woods, Lou Gossett and that fat fuck Oliver Platt on a rigged boxing match."
  9. @ZODIAC_MF "I was fucking around with Cynthia Gibb's loser family, among other projects, when Burt Reynolds cockblocked me. Bruce?"
  10. @ZODIAC_MF "How about you, Ben?" "Oh, the usual. Fucked with the local saloon owner and swerved my car all over the road. You, Cliffy?"
  11. @ZODIAC_MF Awesome. "What'd you do today, J.T.?" "Oh, gave a bunch of money to Leaving Las Vegas there to kill my wife, and he fucked me."
  12. @ZODIAC_MF I like the idea that Ben Gazzara, Cliff Robertson and Bruce Dern in DIGGSTOWN all knew each other and rolled together.
  13. @ZODIAC_MF Shit, I'd forgotten that one. It always seemed like they scammed their real estate monopoly ideas from '"The A-Team".
  14. @ZODIAC_MF Oh, hell yes. Why are these Wall Street dickheads killing themselves for billions, when $3 mil will buy a whole shitass town?
  15. @ZODIAC_MF And MALONE would be worth it just for circa-1987 Cynthia Gibb hotness, let alone Cliff Motherfucking Robertson villaining it up.
  16. @ZODIAC_MF STICK? Fuck. Yes. That backwards highfall Dar Robinson does off the balcony is still some of the best stuntwork I've ever seen.
  17. @ZODIAC_MF Every critic who said Russell Mulcahy's work was too "MTV" can lick my hairy pouch, because RAZORBACK is fucking gorgeous.
  18. @ZODIAC_MF It's about fucking time. Warner Bros. waited until motherfuckers were abandoning DVD to bring out shit this awesome? Sheeeee-iiit
  19. @LookoutLanding Interesting. That's how I've always felt about Mariners fans, though I haven't quite known how to articulate it...until now.