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  1. @sassykatey how do I know you, or how do you know me? Just curious!
  2. I have Saint Arnold Elissa beer and assorted creme wafters from Walmart! Holy shit it must be Christmas!
  3. Good job @vicbeef @moopigmoo You guys are cool and fun and soon will have sexual relations that are OK with our Lord and Savior
  4. @Rhian73 LOL, love you babydoll! You know I'd lube up your mummified body if it came to that, hot stuff! <3
  5. @Dianor It is good to be a good boy, or bad?
  6. @Rhian73 Granted, you'd be out of high school like 15 years my freshman year! OH! OLD BURN! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!
  7. @Rhian73 If we went to the same high school I so would have lost my virginity my freshman year in the parking lot.
  8. @Dianor OH! I hope he sexts you tomorrow!
  9. @theNEWalvinshow Easy clean-up, awesome! I usually have some chick just lick that shit clean. I could mention names @Rhian73 but I won't
  10. @theNEWalvinshow Drugs and candy, almost interchangeable some nights. Add them together, like an orgasm but without the sticky mess
  11. @Rhian73 Phat Dong, he was a Vietnamese kid I knew in high school
  12. I'm 3 beers in and a bit tipsy. It's like I have a vagina, but I checked and I still have a fat dong
  13. @FuzBubbles Thanks! Happy holidays and all that shit!
  14. @theNEWalvinshow you take what you can get. its the holidays
  15. @Rhian73 Touch yourself, it helps
  16. @Rhian73 BTW, recorded 3 Christmas songs tonight for the big shoe
  17. @theNEWalvinshow It is cold! Warm up that pussy!
  18. @Dianor You're young. You're status should be single until you're 25, or at least after the April 15 week this year. Tons would bang u then!
  19. @Rhian73 Ecuador and Madagascar? How are you eating entire countries now when you can't eat a full piece of toast?
  20. @Dianor OMG! YOU LEFT ME HANGING! DID U TEXT HIM BACK!