BigHarto
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RT @: "It was a secret ballot, conducted by secret ballot"
about 9 hours ago
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I hope Andrews fucking paid for that copy of the Tele.
about 10 hours ago
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Oh fuck. Dennis Shanahan has run to the dunny in tears and locked himself in a cubicle.
about 10 hours ago
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We will determine who leads the opposition and under what circumstances they queue to gobble our collective knob.
about 23 hours ago
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Hey tweeps, when you read the newspaper tomorrow you'll recall that fuck all actually happened.
about 23 hours ago
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These pricks couldn't organize a root in a brothel.
1:26 AM Nov 24th
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No. RT @: You offering? RT @: You'd better grow some balls before your cadetship sunshine
6:38 PM Nov 23rd
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It's no surprise we're talking to Gates. Rupert was blown away when someone showed him MS Paint last week.
1:52 PM Nov 23rd
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Wasn't Bolt great on Lateline last night? @ had better watch his fucking back. "Fair and Balanced" is what we want, Speers.
1:28 PM Nov 23rd
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Bloggers. Fucking lightweights. RT @: Okay, so I'm probably about 60% drunk.
2:52 AM Nov 23rd
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Say goodbye to the party pies. RT @: Ooh kim beasley just walked in
1:21 AM Nov 23rd
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Bit dirty about the 'Tiser getting scooped. Someone getting a root in Adelaide is a once-in-a-decade yarn.
1:18 AM Nov 23rd
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@ If your mind's really open, ring Milne. We call him the Fyshwick Sherpa.
1:01 AM Nov 23rd
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You'd better grow some balls before your cadetship sunshine RT @: On a beer break this week, last few days haven't been kind to me.
12:38 AM Nov 23rd
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I always knew the MEAA was a shopfront for thieves. RT @: Trying to work out how to find and add contacts on Google Wave.
12:35 AM Nov 23rd
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See you in court, shitstain. RT @: Hmm..trawling News Ltd websites for stuff to plagiarise.
4:16 AM Nov 20th
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He's been reading Bolt's Internet weblog RT @: Honest, critical self-reflection is a beautiful thing.
4:12 AM Nov 20th
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What the fuck does that mean? RT @: Great example of achieving sustainable export growth through innovation. Team
4:11 AM Nov 20th
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Why not just buy a newspaper? RT @: Best thing this week: ditched my blackberry for an iPhone - huzzah!!!!
4:10 AM Nov 20th
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Fucking drunks running amok in the streets of our cities. I really do need to have a stern word with Glenn and Piers.
2:12 PM Nov 18th
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- Name Harto Fake NewsGod
- Location News Limited.
- Web http://news.com.au
- Bio You're all thieves.
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