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To make up for that last post, here's a little girl and a manatee. twitter.com/BigDaddyThug/s… about 10 hours ago via web
@sblackmoore Ha! about 10 hours ago via web in reply to sblackmoore
Fantastic_Books @BigDaddyThug Hi Todd. Our International short story competition is now open for fantasy/sci-fi entries; facebook.com/events/3310202… RT Pls! about 23 hours ago via web Retweeted by BigDaddyThug
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Japanese Chef Serves Own Genitals For Dinner buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese… about 11 hours ago via Tweet Button
I think the German Consulate saw my Fawlty Towers crack before. All day the bar's been besieged by German tourists. You'd think I was Polish 8:14 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Every time German tourists are in the bar, I spend the entire time struggling not to scream: "DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!!" 11:58 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@EvilWylie Homeland Security. We can't let our Crap Erotica Tech fall into foreign hands. The program is called Tittie, Testes, Soldier, Spy 12:46 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EvilWylie
tommysalami My Syrian coworker is deciding whether to take his kids to see his dying father. Think of that next time you have a "tough decision." 12:23 PM May 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by BigDaddyThug
I truly enjoy Kevin Smith's q&a pieces, but jeebus, the audience cutaways look like Tod Browning's nightmares. 2:34 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Hmmm... Can't decide which terrible scrotal trauma to wish on that kid with the pube-y moustache who drove 965 miles for a Doritos Taco. 10:26 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@matthewjmcbride Mad congrats, brudda...from all of us still waiting for that day. Enjoy it. 9:45 PM May 18th via web in reply to matthewjmcbride
Officially the funniest thing on earth. The Least Erotic Reading Of "50 Shades Of Grey" By Gilbert Gottfried buzzfeed.com/brodiemanthe1s… 2:49 PM May 18th via Tweet Button
Enjoy. Shrimp: youtu.be/zUqQt8mD99c 10:34 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
I DARE you to write a better obituary. “@the_ironsheik: the donna summer not the virgil or the chris bosh” 12:15 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Two people in the last hour looked at this outfit and yelled: "SPIDER-MAN!" #idiots twitter.com/BigDaddyThug/s… 4:56 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
I'm just going to do Liam Neeson's monologue from TAKEN when I get anyone's voicemail from now on. 1:59 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
Who said it? Jose Canseco or Gertrude Stein? mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?… 4:28 PM May 15th via web
Word Better Off Dead | VICE vice.com/read/better-of… via @VICE 3:46 PM May 15th via Tweet Button
This is a real movie. God bless you SyFy Jersey Shore Shark Attack buzzfeed.com/chuckmccarthy/… 3:01 PM May 15th via Tweet Button
@StaciaDecker I'm dead on the inside. Does that count? 3:03 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StaciaDecker

Name Todd Robinson
Location New York City
Bio If you can't be a good example, be a horrible, horrible warning... Bartender Writer Dad Husband Walking cautionary tale