BigBraveBeagle
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Ooh -- Mom is packing our suitcases. Where are we going? And why are you putting that Santa hat in there? You know I hate that thing!
6:54 PM Nov 25th
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How to Drive Your Mother Mad: Drool on her leg while she's eating rotisserie chicken and NOT SHARING.
4:38 PM Nov 25th
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Follow that shopping cart!
9:35 AM Nov 17th
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Why do I smell cheese? I don't see any cheese. And why are you laughing at me anyway?
7:54 PM Nov 15th
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Ooh! Kibble soup! My fave! Omnomnomnom.
[Burp]
5:21 PM Nov 11th
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No thanks, I don't need a napkin. I'll just wipe my face on the carpet.
11:59 AM Nov 9th
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crunch crunch crunch, wag wag wag
[poop]
wag wag, crunch crunch crunch
12:03 PM Nov 7th
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I may be under 30 lbs. but I can take up the whole couch or bed. I defy the laws of physics!
10:20 PM Oct 21st
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Speaking of potroast....
1:28 PM Oct 21st
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balance... and.... stretch...... and.....reach..... the bowl on the coffee table....
9:04 PM Oct 18th
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Dogbook? Srsly?
5:49 PM Oct 18th
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Fine. I'll stop barking at the ironing board. But I refuse to stop staring at it. You don't know what it does when you're not looking.
3:37 PM Oct 18th
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@ Oh hey! You're back! What did you bring me?
7:31 AM Oct 16th
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@ No, no! Bras are NOT toys. And you must never (ever) chew on them. They are expensive and you will get yelled at!
8:26 PM Oct 14th
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@ What? You got a problem with my Trail of Toys? Well maybe I have a problem with your Trail of Brassieres!
6:03 PM Oct 12th
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Beagles do not like zucchini.
5:12 PM Oct 12th
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"Crunch crunch crunch." That's the noise I make when I trot through fall leaves. Oh look! A potato!
5:13 PM Oct 10th
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"Shap Eagle," eh? Well, in my day you hybrids were called MUTTS. Designer dogs. Harumpf.
4:55 PM Oct 8th
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My uncle @ gives me peoplefood for snacks. Shhh.. don't tell my mom!
6:46 AM Oct 3rd
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No fair! Mom says no dogs allowed on the roof but @ said there was a dog on the roof. I want to go on the roof! Roof! Roof Roof!
8:37 PM Sep 30th
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- Name Moby Chickendog
- Location under the couch
- Bio My name is Moby -- like the whale. @MsHiss is my mom. Stuff scares me so I bark at it. I like snacks and tummy scratches and singing. Arooroooo!
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