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  1. Luke 13:21 where a woman accidentally makes 50 pounds of risen dough is an obvious case of humor in the Bible.
  2. Corinth was famous for its bronze. So 1 Cor 13:1 is humor from an allusion to a local industry says the Bible as Poetry margin.
  3. The new Bible as Poetry New Testament identifies an average of 4.7 cases of humor per chapter.
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  12. Romans 3:29 is humour from a paradoxical question that highlights a train of thought that could lead to an absurd conclusion.
  13. The Bible as Poetry says Romans 2:28 is “humor from stating the opposite of the known facts.”
  14. The Bible as Poetry margin says that Romans 2:21 is humor from implied inconsistency.
  15. Always be prepared to answer everyone who asks you a reason for the hope within you (1 Peter 3:15, Bible as Poetry).
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  17. John 12:6 is humor from a double meaning. The two meanings are that Judas both carried the money bag and carried away (stole) its contents.
  18. The Bible as Poetry margin says John 11:49 is “humor from an exaggerate suggestion /MORE
  19. that the life-long appointment of the high priest was now an annual appointment.”
  20. "Whoever has ears" in Revelation 2-3 is a humorous way of saying "everyone" because everyone has ears.