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Imponderable: Why do people go to Burger King and order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fries and insist on getting a Diet Coke?6:46 AM Apr 21stvia web
Bit of Wisdom for Today: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.1:14 PM Apr 17thvia web
Here's an imponderable for Sunday: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"10:10 AM Apr 15thvia web
Thought for Today: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.5:30 AM Apr 11thvia web
Today's Imponderable: If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?7:59 AM Apr 10thvia web
It's Easter and here's an article of faith: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.7:57 PM Apr 7thvia web
Thought for the day: You're never too old to learn something stupid.5:18 AM Apr 6thvia web
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.5:05 AM Apr 2ndvia web