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I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: Can't buy me love. health. sanity. And all that ot... beckydelport.blogspot.com/2012/05/cant-b… about 17 hours ago via Tweet Button
@JenReinmuth it's on hooker x about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JenReinmuth
@JodyNeilRuth @jenreinmuth @angieuncovered good to see man whore is still spreading his self love. Engorged hulk cock though Jodes? about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JodyNeilRuth
@JenReinmuth I've never been to Starbucks. Ever. And we have them here. Take me out back & flog me. I feel like I've failed you Jen. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JenReinmuth
@LivyMegan I follow you.... Said in the creepy voice of that psycho ginga girl on Wedding Crashers. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Can't buy me love. health. sanity. And all that other important stuff... beckydelport.blogspot.com/2012/05/cant-b… 2:45 PM May 24th via Tweet Button
@Woogsworld sorry but I got stuck on the topless poolside dancing photo. Hello hot gay man!! Mrs Woog you have beautiful friends. 11:15 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Woogsworld
@Stephanie__Iris awesome!!!! Did it smell like burnt hair? 2:42 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Stephanie__Iris
@HoodyHoo76 I think you should write them a letter & tell them to buck up their ideas. A bitches pancreas can only handle so much. 3:45 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HoodyHoo76
@Enter_Gloria oh I have swagger. Mad swagger! 12:46 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Enter_Gloria
@Enter_Gloria I really need to. Have been on a spiral of chubby doom since I got back from Mexico. 12:42 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Enter_Gloria
@Enter_Gloria our corner servo sells them. Over the period of a month we bought them all. This does not bode well for my excess backend 12:32 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Enter_Gloria
@Handflapper you did well. A triple banger cuss while ratarsed. Impressive! 12:30 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Handflapper
@Handflapper upon closer inspection it seems my nips have gone south. And I haven't had children yet?! Fuck my life. And fuck gravity. 12:27 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Handflapper
@Enter_Gloria to date the most amazing candy bar I've ever eaten. Well done. *standing & slow clapping 12:26 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Enter_Gloria
The Butterfinger chocolate bar. My piehole just face raped one. Thank you America!! Or Jesus. It was that good. 12:19 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
@danperezfilms loves x 8:21 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danperezfilms
@chemgirljaime ah bless your loveyness. Makes me want to sing Beatles songs & eat sugar buns. 11:11 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chemgirljaime
I'm just a girl & I've had it up to here: The Asshole Sessions: Part 2 beckydelport.blogspot.com/2012/05/asshol… 2:40 PM May 16th via Tweet Button
@chemgirljaime hugs! x 10:51 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chemgirljaime

Name Becky Delport
Location Nelson, New Zealand
Web http://www.beckyd...
Bio I know A LOT about feces & how to to commit violence while still looking cool. I spend most of my working day fantasizing about kicking people's asses.