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  1. @FriendlessMean I feel totally guilty every time no matter how sick! Watching kid shows and eating jello is my comfort jam #FeelBetter 8:51 AM May 2nd via web in reply to FriendlessMean
  2. Thankful I didn't invest in that Barbie Dreamhouse 3:12 PM May 1st via web
  3. Photoset: › Cher & Liberace When did Cher stop being a completely perfect being? (Sometime just... tmblr.co/ZrSZYyJ_Jpx3 12:25 PM Apr 20th via Tumblr
  4. @hip_not_hipster UGH, I feel ya but don't hold it against her. That's how mothers of adult children feed. 4:51 PM Apr 13th via web in reply to hip_not_hipster
  5. @TomOatmeal why pick one when doing BOTH at once will get you all sorts of f'ed up?!! (it's the new vodka shot in the eyeball) 8:36 PM Apr 9th via web in reply to TomOatmeal
  6. "did you get a passport for that Canadian bacon?" -my Dad 7:32 PM Apr 4th via web
  7. @TwittnMikey The kids just call it "dubstep" now. 7:13 PM Apr 2nd via web in reply to TwittnMikey
  8. Photo: extra creepy light-switch at my grandparents’ house is EXTRA creepy… CLOWNS… tmblr.co/ZrSZYyI-7Unp 7:09 PM Apr 2nd via Tumblr
  9. @hip_not_hipster That makes total sense but (until now) made me think of a former co-worker: lispy, high-pitched, screaming 'bout berks... 5:23 AM Mar 29th via web in reply to hip_not_hipster
  10. I forgot how difficult making a character could be! First time in a while & getting used to 4th Ed #dungeonsanddragons twitter.com/BettyDares/sta… 5:07 AM Mar 29th via web
  11. this Amazon order probably made total sense to the packing crew. #dungeonsanddragons + #zumba twitter.com/BettyDares/sta… 6:59 PM Mar 26th via web
  12. I've been misspelling too many words today, something's wrong with my brain #SelfDisappointingEnglishMajor 1:31 PM Mar 16th via web
  13. love when i make coffee at work, then forget about it, & then find it 2 hours later!!! #ifeelsoawesomerightnow #TGIF #isit5oclockyet? 1:12 PM Mar 9th via web
  14. @rapaljemusic I want to! Guess I have plenty of time to get a passport, huh? 7:49 AM Mar 9th via web in reply to rapaljemusic
  15. Without fail playing Kings leads to me watching the @Rapaljemusic Drunken Sailor song. (like 4x) What gives? youtube.com/watch?v=nNh-D1… 7:38 AM Mar 9th via web
  16. this recipe book has my mom saying "i found this at goodwill and thought you might be able to use it" ALL OVER IT. twitter.com/BettyDares/sta… 8:47 PM Mar 5th via web
  17. Heh! At least till you see a group of 'grown men' get in a sissy fight over RISK. RT @patrickhosmer Hell is watching guys play beer pong. 7:22 PM Mar 5th via web
  18. @Mothroid @TwittnMikey i prefer coldeeze & whiskey. is airborne that thing that looks like cup-a-soup? does it smell like socks? 7:11 PM Mar 5th via web in reply to Mothroid
  • Name Betty Dares
  • Location Kent, OH
  • Bio weird. science fiction. bad movies. television. a few of my favorite things.
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