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  1. Best part about semicon is seeing old friends. Otherwise it's effing boring.6:56 PM Jul 14th from txt
  2. The paper towel thingy in the Moscone Hall bathroom says to pull with both hands. That's discriminatory.5:55 PM Jul 14th from txt
  3. 4 cats in a jetta. We've got bats in our bellfreys.1:35 PM Jul 12th from txt
  4. If you have a handicap sticker and you cut me off you're still a dick6:06 PM Jul 7th from txt
  5. And if you work at a restaurant please learn enough English to know what the eff vegan means!5:21 PM Jul 7th from txt
  6. Know what sucks? When someone in your household wants to be vegan so you have to be vegan too.5:17 PM Jul 7th from txt
  7. Even pet pill pushers wear suits.12:07 PM Jun 29th from txt
  8. Seems Pharmaceutical sales is the only profession where you still have to dress up every day.12:05 PM Jun 29th from txt
  9. The assistant at my vet's is a tough looking indian fellow with tattoos across his knuckles as if if were in a gang. But he's a sweethea ...12:02 PM Jun 29th from txt
  10. Making plum brandy. It's a messy job. Esp since hubby is now pitting and dropping plums from a great height into a jar.8:34 PM Jun 20th from txt
  11. Who is the patron saint of urban development?10:07 PM Jun 9th from txt
  12. 'celluloid closet' is a combo of my two favorite things1:44 PM Jun 7th from txt
  13. Out of shape...out of mind.8:23 PM May 21st from txt
  14. As long as I can squeeze thru the space between my shopping cart and the impulse-buy candy rack, I'm not too fat.3:16 PM May 20th from txt
  15. I.love working at Roosters! Doug Benson is amazing!11:59 PM May 16th from txt
  16. I am not concerned about the strain formerly know as swine.1:34 AM May 1st from web
  17. Kenny Kane just referred to 'Beth's Evil Breast' tee hee8:56 PM Apr 30th from txt
  18. I'm molting.3:23 PM Apr 29th from web
  19. I'm going through a get-it-off-me phase.8:13 PM Apr 28th from txt
  20. Late night at The Jack!2:08 AM Apr 19th from txt