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What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? People. “And the birds will eat away your flesh.” (Genesis 40:19) about 1 hour ago from API
Think twice before having seconds this Thanksgiving. “Put a knife to your throat if you are a man of great appetite.” (Prov 23:2) about 2 hours ago from API
It's Thanksgiving! Be thankful you were born a man and not a woman: ‘The head of the woman is the man.” (1 Cor 11:3) about 3 hours ago from API
@finleyt225 I'd go the "laugh hysterically" route. We're satire of religion. Bestchurchofgod.org about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
Proverbs 19.15: “Laziness brings on deep sleep; an idle person will suffer hunger.” Get into the kitchen and baste that bird! about 19 hours ago from API
@whatsaboytodo Cindy says "hey" back but regrets that she will be unable to have your children (she's barren). 12:23 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to whatsaboytodo
@andrewbadera If you pray hard enough. Personally, I prefer a combo of sweet and saviory. 12:22 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to andrewbadera
Many say immigration reform requires nuanced analysis. We give it the Christian treatment instead: http://bit.ly/65F5Te 11:27 AM Nov 25th from API
Unlike your holiday Turkey, a freshly transubstantiated Jesus is never dry. 10:15 AM Nov 25th from API
Confused about Kennedy's denied Communion? BCOG tells you what to think: http://bit.ly/E4hO8 2:00 PM Nov 24th from API
@andrewbadera We are the ONLY church God goes to. We have a 110% Jesus-approval rating. And our Eucharist is aged, smoked and slow roasted. 1:15 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to andrewbadera
When you wish upon a star nothing happens, but when you pray to Jesus your dreams can come true! Take that, Disney. 11:01 AM Nov 24th from API
Mommy and Daddy always fighting? Captain Christianity to the rescue! http://bit.ly/6Tu3Mb 9:37 AM Nov 24th from API
@RiggGR Jesus is the only one God killed for your enjoyment on Sunday mornings. Is your flesh that tasty? 7:55 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to RiggGR
Denied Communion is the least of Kennedy's problems. Next stop: denied entrance to heaven. Put that in your abortion and smoke it. 3:40 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
God gave you free will so you can do exactly what He tells you to. 8:44 AM Nov 23rd from API
There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus; Let BCOG help you savor the Savior. http://twitpic.com/qipp2 9:16 AM Nov 22nd from web
http://twitpic.com/qipp2 - Best Church of God's guide to help you savor the Savior 9:15 AM Nov 22nd from TwitPic
@AtheistMission That's repugnant. The bible says you should stone them. Everyone knows invalids taste terrible. 2:48 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to AtheistMission
Good morning, tweeple. God doesn't mind your morning breath. Just your dirty sinning. 9:38 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck