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RT @: I sure hope Jesus wasn't kidding about that whole "forgiveness" thing.
about 1 hour ago
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RT @: Let's put aside our differences this year to agree to still hate Nickelback.
about 13 hours ago
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RT @: Take away that last vowel and Lady Gaga is just another working girl.
about 23 hours ago
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RT @: By now, the gin should know enough to come out of the store when I honk.
2:15 PM Jan 4th
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RT @: Why did they have handguns in their lockers anyway? Nobody in the NBA plays self-defense until the playoffs.
4:21 PM Jan 3rd
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RT @: Romantic comedies would work a lot better if they ended in death. The characters, me, whatever.
11:30 PM Jan 2nd
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RT @: I was a geek before geeks used the Internet to tell each other geeks were cool.
12:22 PM Jan 2nd
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RT @: So I take it we're NOT counting down every night?
11:38 PM Jan 1st
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RT @: I must have picked the right New Year's resolutions because I just achieved self-actualized perfection.
3:46 PM Jan 1st
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RT @: So far 2010 is rather dull and uninteresting. Not unlike your mom naked.
10:25 AM Jan 1st
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RT @: Don't think of it as losing your virginity but rather, gaining a reputation.
5:27 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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RT @: Well played, dramatically overused two-word substitute for a punchline. Well played.
11:50 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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RT @: In 1999, I predicted the 2000s would be known as the Keytar Decade. I have one more day. I remain hopeful.
5:12 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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RT @: Can someone just tell me how Twitter ends so I don't have finish all this reading.
4:33 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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11:08 AM Dec 29th, 2009
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RT @: Picked up two followers with cute cat avatars. Always nice to have new stuff to masturbate to.
8:39 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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RT @: I have always depended on the Wi-Fi of strangers.
10:09 AM Dec 28th, 2009
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RT @: What's the required teeth to tattoo ratio for employment at Walmart?
12:45 PM Dec 27th, 2009
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RT @: Eggnog is eggnostic about eggspiration dates. I drink, therefore I'm damned. As eggsistentially.
10:30 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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RT @: Can I get: 1. A Witness 2. An Amen 3. A wha wha 4. Something besides Shredded wheat for breakfast
9:31 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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- Name BestAt: The Best @'s
- Location The Twitter
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio Automagically retweeting the funny tweets since 2008. A 'Best of Twitter' featuring the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.
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