BessFanning
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...and then Mommy found herself in front of a giant beer stein...
9:10 AM May 17th
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Hi Danielle, I just got my iPhone so I can check my twitter account more often... hope you're doing well! :) Bess Fanning @
9:14 AM Mar 7th
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Groupon's discounts are bigger than a dinosaur on a stepladder. Sign up here for their daily deals! -
8:57 AM Jan 20th
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Looks like my hometown is the saddest city in America:
4:26 PM Dec 1st, 2011
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Always give up your seat on the subway to a disabled, elderly, or pregnant person. Especially if they're all three.
2:45 PM Nov 11th, 2011
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via @ - The Demands Of Occupy Wall Street Very funny!
4:19 PM Oct 28th, 2011
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via @ - Record Year For Abortion Restrictions
4:09 PM Oct 28th, 2011
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I just got an email from Warren Buffett! I is important!
5:23 PM Oct 18th, 2011
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Got the new iPhone and it keeps saying, “you’re a creep.”
2:13 PM Oct 18th, 2011
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Here's a new piece to watch that I wrote! via @
4:31 PM Oct 6th, 2011
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Here's a new piece to watch! via @
10:58 AM Sep 30th, 2011
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Here's a piece I wrote --check it out! via @
9:38 AM Sep 29th, 2011
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The Bunnies Are In an Uproar! A Real 60s Playboy Bunny on The Premiere of "The Playboy Club"| xoJane: via @
9:06 AM Sep 21st, 2011
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added a 2nd show in Baltimore. 3rd show at the Beacon NYC (onsale tomorrow 10am)
3:30 PM Sep 12th, 2011
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Victoria T. is the winner of the EYM. There are "five" "evers" so the answer is "forever (four evers)" and "ever". Answer - forever and ever
2:50 PM Aug 31st, 2011
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why does NASA assume it's salt water? It could be alien acid blood. Or chocolate milk. I'm just saying. via @
2:49 PM Aug 4th, 2011
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I can't believe Ramadan is already here. I feel like we just had Ramadan.
3:28 PM Aug 1st, 2011
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I'm on letterman 2morrow (Thursday). First time in 15 years. Taped it already. did standup. It really good. All new jokes. aids.
11:59 AM Jul 27th, 2011
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I think I just saw John Boehner waxing a car in short shorts down the street from me.
2:44 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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I don't like to eat mindfully. I prefer mindless eating. In front of a screen of some kind. In my stretchy pants.
1:54 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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