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  1. Writing a blog cam be like writing a personal diary: Bes writing things that Zain would live to read or hide from.
  2. Very windy today. Many car washing places offer free re-wash in case of rains within 48 hours Should strong winds attract the same offer?
  3. Jose said "$55 for moving your house" After the move, Jose said "I meant $55 per hour!" You are the reason Jose's are stereotyped, Jose.
  4. Company movers to move big house things tomorrow: $380. Unknown movers I found on Craigslist just now to move same things today: $65. 0_0
  5. Many roads packed with bird eaters. People feeling obligated to eat even when not hungry. Should we have Welcomegiving Fridays for chickens?
  6. Awesome: #BlackFriday special now active on www.BillieBoutique.com ! Among other things, 30% off all new collection! Hurry, valid only today
  7. One day, Turkeys will get legal protection from being eaten & pursued for celebration. KFC will rejoice with crispy Turkey strips.
  8. If I ask "Are you an Imap or a POP3 person?", you say ... Option A: "Imap!" Option B: "Pop Three!" Option C: "Browser!" Option D: "0_0??"
  9. 12:04am. Thanksgiving for many. How many Turkeys are you going to torture & kill today?
  10. Should the Thanksgiving days be holidays? Are you working today, tomorrow & Friday?
  11. Imagine fast food places offering full refund on food you do not like after a maximum of 2 small bites or sips. Would you eat out more?
  12. Burger King lady: "Hey! Yes I remember you!" I said "I work at the hospital, remember?" to test her. She said "Yes I remember." She failed.
  13. Holidays are here. Time for many businesses to show you lots of love. Love that you deserved back when you did not spend enough.
  14. What is the maximum number of times you would call your significant other in a week, when they were not around you?
  15. @tiramisustef Thanks! :) I'mtrying them now. Looking at SMS Popup as some of the comments say it crashed Droid. Keep them coming, thanks! :)
  16. Would you consider a restaurant service or food to be lacking if the waiter forgot to include the yummy orange garnish on your plate?
  17. Homeless Berkeley person running to our car, cleaning the windshield with a wiper, & running off before he can be tipped = 0_0 .
  18. How much does the post office make for stuffing pounds & kilograms of junk mail in your mailbox?
  19. Being up for 39 hours & working on a single website for the last 12 hours through the night = 0_0 + 0_0 - :D - :) = :O ?
  20. "Customer is always right" motto usually results in employees being given lower priority. Why?