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  1. @Fentonthedog @TomWhitwell We're all angered by that.
  2. Oh Christ youtu.be/moLKl5PzZLc
  3. @TheElmbridgeMag @MarcBlake1 @TheRichmondMag Would it help if I ran about thirty yards behind you shouting your name? *helpful face*
  4. @RichmondDeer @Fentonthedog @mpuplava @FentonsOwner @Bentonthedog Yeah, sorry about that.
  5. @Fentonthedog @mpuplava @FentonsOwner @Bentonthedog TBH I'm not sure if the deer were running from the dog, or the man shouting at the dog.
  6. Oh Jesus Christ.
  7. Benton. Benton. Benton! Benton!! BENTOOOOON!!!!!!!
  8. Benton... Benton, no.
  9. Walking closer to the schoolkids' rehearsal now. What a talented young bunch! Their reindeer costumes are incredibly lifelike.
  10. Bliss. The air is crisp, birds are singing. Far off, a group of schoolchildren are rehearsing their Christmas pageant, dressed as reindeer.
  11. Out in the park with Benton now. No sign of @FentonsOwner or @Fentonthedog, so everything should all be fine. This is lovely.
  12. Heat seems to have died down a bit now that everyone's blaming @FentonsOwner. Hmmm. Might take Benton for a walk in the park at lunchtime.
  13. @FentonsOwner Oh Jesus Christ.
  14. @FentonsOwner Think I can see him in the distance, dragging a deer carcass around. Unless that's your dog? So hard to tell. #benton #fenton
  15. RT @FentonsOwner Just passed someone who was in a similar situation with a similar sounding dog. Ah well. Back to work I guess. FENTON!!!
  16. Fenton?
  17. Heard on the radio that apparently my dog definitely is called Fenton. Fuck. Maybe that's where this all started to go wrong.
  18. Oh Christ: b3ta.com/links/709431
  19. @TheElmbridgeMag @TheRichmondMag Oh Jesus Christ.
  20. @TheElmbridgeMag @TheRichmondMag Sadly, the only words I can actually say are "Benton" and "oh Jesus Christ", so might be a dull interview.