Bennetttt
- If you have the guts to sit through this & argue it's point http://bit.ly/pDfqAabout 19 hours ago from web
- Baby slave power http://bit.ly/HqFk32:19 AM Jul 16th from web
- Why leave your seat during the middle of the movie, when there's pocket urinals?http://bit.ly/oSEXF10:42 PM Jul 7th from web
- Frak SyFy's Cylon toaster...I like my toast evenly toasted.7:16 PM Jul 7th from web
- If I could master the art of my toe puppet performing, I would be great. Unfortunately too busy with another body part puppet, not the toe.6:57 PM Jul 7th from web
- Money in death, the sad morbid reality that is. When most of us die, we will be forgotten. Dust 2 dust, not a foot print left behind6:07 PM Jul 7th from web
- The sad truth is Michael Jackson's death is more of a businessman's dream come true, rather than had he remained alive.6:00 PM Jul 7th from web
- The money machine born from Michael Jackson's death will reach "Epic" proportions when conspiracists say he faked his death5:57 PM Jul 7th from web
- Bridges, streets, monuments, buildings, and more all dedicated to Micheal Jackson all making the "cha-ching" echo5:56 PM Jul 7th from web
- I've written my first soft ballad song: No one sheds a tear for the crackheads. Think "Michael Bolton / We Are The World" feel to it12:22 AM Jul 5th from web
- *chorus* NO, OH NO NO ONNNNEEEE SHEEEEEDS A TEAR FOR the crackheads....Nobody loves the crackheads.......piano solo12:19 AM Jul 5th from web
- This 4th of July, celebrate our nation's independence by walking outside, and sucker punching your neighbor, & yelling "Happy 4th!"7:36 AM Jul 4th from web
- If your neighbor reacts harshly, accuse them of being un-American & punch them again.7:36 AM Jul 4th from web
- I love my life, even though I'm secretly having an affair with another. Should the 2 meet each other I'll be in bad shape.7:30 AM Jul 4th from web
- Dreamed a new game-show in which participants act out sex from 2 sides of a split screen, & the winners make a drop box baby7:24 PM Jul 1st from web
- I was asked to cook a bland social soup mixed with every boring conversation possible but in doing so, I fell into a deep coma7:07 PM Jul 1st from web
- After awaking, I belched up common metaphors, and jokes with no point sprinkled with complete obvious non-sense.7:07 PM Jul 1st from web
- The past is never really forgotten, just ignored until resurfaced to find better ways to ignore it. Emotions long gone, ignored.9:58 PM Jun 30th from web
- Reboot, start fresh. Today I feel like a new person, even though I'm the same. But I feel new, so that makes my view of anew most important9:54 PM Jun 30th from web
- Optimus Prime: " Shit Jazz, are we to magnetize, us some fertile cybernetic poon for this evening?"2:27 PM Jun 27th from web
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- Name Bennetttt
- Location Louisiana
- Bio I'm using Twitter as my own yearly cerebral data record,of my own moods and temperament.
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