Bennetttt
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Nearly convinced Santa Claus is to teach children to believe in God at an early age. He knows if you're naughty or nice.
7:58 PM Dec 12th
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Art critics will defend a painting the artist urinated on, but a bad TV, look out, their sharp teeth come out to kill.
2:33 PM Dec 9th
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People get really mad when they don't like a TV show to the point of psychotic. Society raised on TV not happy with the bottle
2:29 PM Dec 9th
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I'm going back in time to tell my former self not to taste the soup. It gave me sinus trouble. Awe dam, I remember ignoring me
12:10 PM Dec 5th
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Once upon a time man farmed 80hrs weeks to live, now we work 60 hour weeks to live. Fair trade? Entertainment, reason to live.
7:40 PM Nov 30th
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Got Google Wave, but not many waves. Sort of feels like a tiny room, with not much happening. It may take awhile to catch on
6:57 PM Nov 29th
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Veg comp Glory Foods, says dead frogs come w/ their salad products. Get used to it! Hard economy means less frog spotters
11:13 PM Nov 5th
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Watching V, dammed straight
5:49 PM Nov 3rd
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V not a trendy topic? WTH???
5:38 PM Nov 3rd
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V starts tomorrow night, and if you were 1 of the dumb people to give NCIS better ratings, all I have to say is you suck
9:55 PM Nov 2nd
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V ...........
9:51 PM Nov 2nd
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New Blog Post - Sell Some Crazy For The Hazy -
11:21 PM Aug 26th
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The beauty of dancing smoke
2:34 AM Aug 25th
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I clutched my buttocks tightly and trapping a neutrino within it, for a few short precious seconds, long enough to name it Wilma
1:30 AM Aug 5th
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The neutrino slut, left me cold and bare, incapable of loving me back as I did her, that neutrino whore!
1:29 AM Aug 5th
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Some guy jumped off a building the other day. WTH? I've survived on no hope what so ever, & I'm not even a Christian.
4:53 AM Aug 1st
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Christians should stop teaching that death is a penalty box. Some of us manage to live laughing every day in the most bleak conditions
4:52 AM Aug 1st
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This week on Big Brother an ugly dork is sending out some pretty women so he can be known as the biggest weenie dork ever
10:19 PM Jul 21st
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Harry Potter tells the girls " No, swear I didn't use magic to make my penis 14 inches long, I swear didn't! but what size would you like?"
8:25 PM Jul 21st
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Next Harry Potter movie he creates a naked cheerleader squad that rape him & force him into manhood, there by turning to a life of crime
8:22 PM Jul 21st
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- Name Bennetttt
- Location Louisiana
- Bio I'm using Twitter as my own yearly cerebral data record,of my own moods and temperament.
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