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  1. If you have the guts to sit through this & argue it's point http://bit.ly/pDfqA
  2. Baby slave power http://bit.ly/HqFk3
  3. Why leave your seat during the middle of the movie, when there's pocket urinals?http://bit.ly/oSEXF
  4. Frak SyFy's Cylon toaster...I like my toast evenly toasted.
  5. If I could master the art of my toe puppet performing, I would be great. Unfortunately too busy with another body part puppet, not the toe.
  6. Money in death, the sad morbid reality that is. When most of us die, we will be forgotten. Dust 2 dust, not a foot print left behind
  7. The sad truth is Michael Jackson's death is more of a businessman's dream come true, rather than had he remained alive.
  8. The money machine born from Michael Jackson's death will reach "Epic" proportions when conspiracists say he faked his death
  9. Bridges, streets, monuments, buildings, and more all dedicated to Micheal Jackson all making the "cha-ching" echo
  10. I've written my first soft ballad song: No one sheds a tear for the crackheads. Think "Michael Bolton / We Are The World" feel to it
  11. *chorus* NO, OH NO NO ONNNNEEEE SHEEEEEDS A TEAR FOR the crackheads....Nobody loves the crackheads.......piano solo
  12. This 4th of July, celebrate our nation's independence by walking outside, and sucker punching your neighbor, & yelling "Happy 4th!"
  13. If your neighbor reacts harshly, accuse them of being un-American & punch them again.
  14. I love my life, even though I'm secretly having an affair with another. Should the 2 meet each other I'll be in bad shape.
  15. Dreamed a new game-show in which participants act out sex from 2 sides of a split screen, & the winners make a drop box baby
  16. I was asked to cook a bland social soup mixed with every boring conversation possible but in doing so, I fell into a deep coma
  17. After awaking, I belched up common metaphors, and jokes with no point sprinkled with complete obvious non-sense.
  18. The past is never really forgotten, just ignored until resurfaced to find better ways to ignore it. Emotions long gone, ignored.
  19. Reboot, start fresh. Today I feel like a new person, even though I'm the same. But I feel new, so that makes my view of anew most important
  20. Optimus Prime: " Shit Jazz, are we to magnetize, us some fertile cybernetic poon for this evening?"