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  1. I love my wife!! She is awesome and fantastic.
  2. LOL! RT @sockington TWO CATS ONE BOWL this is not going to end well
  3. Hahaha RT @TheOnion NEWSWIRE: 'Saw VI' Sweeps 2009 'Saw' Awards
  4. @mc_frontalot Stick to your convictions! You got it right this time!
  5. LOL!! RT @1andOnlyMarissa #textthatgetnoreply - " can i come over, i need to check my myspace." <--- wtf, who even uses that anymore.
  6. Come and help me move. I gotta be out by today - sorry, no U-Haul. #textthatgetnoreply
  7. Wondering who would buy a book to read Tweets... http://tinyurl.com/nxdfpv And who decides what the "funniest" tweets are?
  8. @davetango http://twitpic.com/lk4g8 - Check the gallery on Wikipedia: http://tinyurl.com/yx85bb
  9. @davetango http://twitpic.com/lk4g8 - Looks like a mole cricket, Dave.
  10. Woo-hoo! FSU beat #7 BYU, 54-28 in Provo!! Go Noles!
  11. Rory's going to Yale!
  12. faux poes foes
  13. babette ate oatmeal
  14. #ihatewhengirlssay "Make $100+ a Day on Twitter"
  15. #iwish there were no spambots on Twitter telling me how to "make $100+ a day" or where to "watch full-length free movies".
  16. #iwish I was a little bit taller, #iwish I was a baller, y'all...hahaha
  17. Happy Birthday to my wife, @AngieB303! Hope it's a great one, baby!!
  18. @HydraShok hahaha - didn't he only eat junk food? Maybe that was just in the cartoon...
  19. @HydraShok But what about Slimer? :)
  20. The Seminoles might have lost, but they looked strong. What a game! What a finish! Great job, guys!! #FSU #Noles #Florida State