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  1. RT @sportsguy33 John Wall = sure thing. Wade crossed with Rose. Also, I like that he didn't go with Johnny. "John Wall" sounds like a CEO
  2. I would advise against it. RT @FashionIntel I want to have sex with @BeniHoff in the near future.
  3. Interesting blog post for those of you interested in the music biz: http://bit.ly/7kXyl0
  4. Just got an invite to google wave. Anybody know what this is?
  5. Don't get much better'n this. RT @amazonmp3 Stones' Exile on Main Street. $2.99 today: http://bit.ly/5pkKow
  6. Marlo "Bow Wow" Jones pleads no contest in connection with the robbing/beating of Bizzy Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: http://bit.ly/8VOt1A
  7. I really wish someone had told me Luke Wilson endorsed AT&T before I signed that two year contract with Sprint.
  8. This is why everyone should read @TheOnion: http://bit.ly/8WPKkt
  9. The guy has to choose between his beer and his girl and he's like, "BEER PLEASE!"
  10. Dear Hollywood dwarves: Auditions to play elves in this year's batch of holiday commercials has officially closed. Best of luck in 2010!
  11. @quarrygirl Drinking... gross.
  12. What am I supposed to do during the day on weekends? I don't get it. Please let me know. Thanks.
  13. RT @robcorddry: I've been lax in recommending this thing I did called WWII in HD but it's really good! It's on the History Channel now.
  14. RT @Thats_Gay our beloved host and writer @bryansafi in Out Magazine! http://bit.ly/3tpdmG
  15. Great WWII documentary series on History Channel. But I gotta say, HD doesn't do Hitler any favors.
  16. iPhone Sex Apps on buzzfeed: http://bit.ly/Aev0d
  17. Jack is like "Let's all get bowl cuts!" and the entire office does and then he thinks they're wigs and the black guy is like "What the...?"
  18. Will somebody send me a DM on May 19, 2014? That's when the gum I just bought expires...
  19. New Tech Report on iPhone Sex Apps: http://bit.ly/39OUpA
  20. RT @infomania Tonight at 10! @sarah_haskins home security @benihoff sexy iphone apps @conorknighton gossip show tricks & at 11..SuperNews!