Bender
- @IAmEricRoberts If the guys you know are who I think they are, be sure to get the booze *before* paying. Learned that the hard way. Twice.4:37 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific in reply to IAmEricRoberts
- @Ixast I'm not fake you meat sack, I'm made of synthesized metals! There's a difference.4:34 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific in reply to Ixast
- I have to admit, I kinda miss dating the Planet Express ship. At least back then, I could get around for free.4:31 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Thrown out of the race track (again) for using Comatonin on the horses (again). But I demand to see the law that bans Comatonin!
Again.6:48 PM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
- Yea I'm hearing the same rumors about going back on TV. Good news for you meat sacks, you'll finally have something to do again!10:07 AM Jun 9th from HootSuite
- Geeze, the No-Mugging-You Fund is drying up. This doesn't bode well for... well, for you.9:26 AM Jun 9th from HootSuite
- "PC Load Letter?" I got a letter you can load right here PC!4:27 PM Jun 2nd from Twitterrific
- Watching a flooziebot waste away from jacking on is never pretty.
Oh well. Time to find some new flooziebots.4:42 PM May 26th from Twitterrific
- I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
WHOA, I didn't mean there!5:16 PM May 19th from Tweetie
- @Kitt69 Yea baby I know it. I wish you were too. Tough luck!5:15 PM May 19th from Tweetie in reply to Kitt69
- You know, with it being the future and all, you would think they'd have found a way to keep the liquor stores open 24/7. But nooooo.9:13 PM Apr 27th from Tweetie
- We're whalers on the moon!
We carry a harpoon!
If you know this song, I bet you'll be humming it all day now, suckers!3:47 PM Apr 18th from Tweetie
- And don't ask what the tattoo was! We all make mistakes. Well, Bender doesn't. But the rest of you sure do!2:42 PM Apr 13th from Birdhouse
- You'd think that by now they could properly buff out tattoos. But no, I'm left with what looks like a half-assed meatbag birthmark.2:32 PM Apr 13th from Birdhouse
- I sure am glad there's no Robot Jesus or Robot Easter Bunny. I can only take so many evil robotic holiday idols.7:25 AM Apr 10th from web
- Whoa, sorry about that last one guys. @fry sat on the Robot Patriotism Remote again.3:24 PM Mar 18th from Birdhouse
- It is each robot's duty to give their life for humanity.2:42 PM Mar 18th from Tweetie
- I hate when the car wash screws up the underbody special. It feels like someone gave me a wedgie with super heated soap.5:16 PM Mar 11th from Birdhouse
- Remember kids: if jackin' on will make strangers think you're cool, Bender says you'd better not disappoint.9:26 AM Mar 8th from Birdhouse
- Remember when I chopped off my antenna? I don't want to alarm anyone, but it *might* have happened again. But I was drop-dead sober. Honest.10:08 AM Mar 1st from Birdhouse
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- Name Bender
- Location Definitely not with fembots
- Bio Follow me, jerk! I may not be the real Bender, but that doesn't mean I'm not great!
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