Bender
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You know, court's kinda fun when it's not my ass on the line. I wonder if the DMV is the same way.
1:18 PM Nov 19th
from Tweetie
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Wait, this was supposed to be a 2-hour interview exploring Calculon's background in method acting, you say? That explains it.
4:21 PM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
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My TiVobot screwed up recording "All My Circuits" again. I'm stuck with two hours of Calculon screaming "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
4:04 PM Nov 3rd
from Tweetie
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So who's excited to see the Bending Events at the 2016 Olympics? I'd e upset about ticket prices if I was a chump who paid for tickets.
9:48 AM Nov 1st
from Tweetie
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Ooh! You guys got it! 1A, 2B, 3—
4:13 PM Oct 29th
from Tweetie
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@ Close, but that was for the bomb they put inside me once. Try again chump!
4:12 PM Oct 29th
from Tweetie
in reply to panache
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Anyone know what my self-destruct sequence is? A famous person figured it out once, and now I can't remember!
4:07 PM Oct 29th
from Birdhouse
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If I get screwed with knock-off cigars and booze at the next liquor store I hold up, I'm gonna... well, I'm gonna hold up another store.
4:26 PM Oct 27th
from Tweetie
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Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
3:49 PM Oct 26th
from Tweetie
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We're making beer, and I'm the brewery!
5:07 PM Oct 14th
from Tweetie
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Hey jerks, stop DMing me silly gifts. This is Twitter, not a drum circle. The only thing I'll give you is my foot up your rear access port.
12:09 PM Aug 26th
from Tweetie
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@ I love Carmex! Great photo!
Oh wait, that's ME in there. Even more awesome! You know @, you aint too bad.
8:03 AM Aug 21st
from Tweetie
in reply to MsStefaPie
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TGIBD - Thank Goodness it's Bender Day!
7:45 AM Aug 21st
from Tweetie
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I'm disappointed, only half of you bozos are right! My favorite way to die is to be crushed by a runaway semi driven by The Incredible Hulk!
7:28 PM Jul 28th
from Twitterrific
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So who remembers my favorite cause of death? And no using a Wikipedia bot to cheat!
7:04 PM Jul 28th
from Birdhouse
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@ If the guys you know are who I think they are, be sure to get the booze *before* paying. Learned that the hard way. Twice.
4:37 PM Jun 27th
from Twitterrific
in reply to IAmEricRoberts
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@ I'm not fake you meat sack, I'm made of synthesized metals! There's a difference.
4:34 PM Jun 27th
from Twitterrific
in reply to Ixast
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I have to admit, I kinda miss dating the Planet Express ship. At least back then, I could get around for free.
4:31 PM Jun 27th
from Twitterrific
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Thrown out of the race track (again) for using Comatonin on the horses (again). But I demand to see the law that bans Comatonin!
Again.
6:48 PM Jun 15th
from Twitterrific
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Yea I'm hearing the same rumors about going back on TV. Good news for you meat sacks, you'll finally have something to do again!
10:07 AM Jun 9th
from HootSuite
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- Name Bender
- Location Definitely not with fembots
- Bio Follow me, jerk! I may not be the real Bender, but that doesn't mean I'm not great!
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