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  1. Ahh, I remember going to Young Farmers dances. It was all straw bales and chlamydia. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. King's look like a bunch of Young Farmers. Apart from the one who's stepped out of Flight of the Conchords, obviously. #unichall about 9 hours ago from web
  3. @ElleSergi I have one of these in my shed: http://is.gd/5w4cJ No good for snowballs, but the foam is slippy as hell, like the real thing. about 17 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to ElleSergi
  4. @ElleSergi Don't want job. Got job. Want snow. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to ElleSergi
  5. @ElleSergi I saw that warning of heavy snow in the West Midlands - in Warwickshire?! That's not West Midlands. That's virtually London. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to ElleSergi
  6. @ElleSergi No snow here in Shropshire, either. Well, a pathetic 'dusting' last night. This is ridiculous. Who do I complain to about this? about 17 hours ago from web
  7. .@LoreleiKing I got left on a train once. Fell asleep, and when I woke up, train was empty and locked. I had to call police to let me out. 3:26 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to LoreleiKing
  8. I still remember last year's debacle when Santa left his list on a train in Chiswick. 3:08 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  9. As of next year, Santa's naughty-or-nice list will be outsourced to Experian. 2:49 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  10. Don't take Santa's word that he's checking his list twice: use your rights under the Data Protection Act to request a copy. 2:44 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  11. @LoreleiKing Ooh. That really is quite dreadful. Thank you. I feel better now. *Twiddles thumbs* So, umm, is there anything else to do here? 1:22 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to LoreleiKing
  12. I miss #xfactor. Would you mind just videoing yourself singing and upload it to YouTube so we can all take the piss? Thx! 12:36 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  13. I asked the audience on Wednesday what they knew about Darwin. One kid put his hand up and said "Is it gravity? The thing with the apple?" 9:25 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  14. @JFDerry I'm using the high-tech equivalent to night air right now: the two of us are sat in the cool mist of an ultrasonic humidifier! 12:25 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to JFDerry
  15. Baby is still wheezing, coughing and crackling like a professional smoker. I've had to mum up and take over from an exhausted momma. 10:46 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  16. Got back last night after a 5 hour drive just in time for the start of the wheezy baby night shift. 10:18 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  17. @1daverobertson I wouldn't say no, but there's more rejigging to do. The 'Flash Darwin' bit is great for adults but a little static for kids 10:02 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to 1daverobertson
  18. Then a light after-show snack of fish, chips, gravy, bread & butter, tea & a can of pop (with change from £4) topped it all off wonderfully. 9:32 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  19. What I learnt yesterday: asking 200 kids (and teachers) to "after 3, scream as loud as you can" is to be inviting permanent hearing loss. 9:15 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  20. Great fun yesterday at Life in Newcastle doing the school shows. Thx @IanSimmons for inviting us, and @AshleyKent for looking after us! 9:13 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie